happy birthday to me, I shall now have some tea.

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MrXarvox

Guest
A story:

On this day eighteen years ago, A woman gave birth in a small hospital in Chile. The sands in the Atacama, not far away, began to stir. Power shut down across the entire town of La Serena, and animals began to bay fearfully. The sea to the west began to bubble, and fish began to surface belly-up. Dark clouds gathered and wind began to blow, steadily increasing its velocity until it howled... Then all was silent. A thick mist rolled in from the sea. A ray of light, with no identifiable source, shone into the birthing room and illuminated the child. It grinned impishly.
The Xarvox had arrived.

:D :cool: :D
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Little did that woman know that she just gave birth to the greatest threat to sanity that mankind had ever heard of..............actually, no. My mother lays claim to that.


Happy Birthday, you panter-nanny.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
well, well, Ransac... I never claimed to be such a threat to sanity.. but now that you mention it... :D

MrXarvox, content to be second looniest because he's prettier than Ransac
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Awwwww, you look so pretty. Is that why you like wearing dresses?(love that 1st grade humor)


Ransac, cpa trash man AND may not be the prettiest, but is damn sure the sexiest.


P.S. If you want, you can be the sexiest for one day.
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
Hey now, how'd you know about me and dresses?

:D

I would often go in drag... if my girlfriend would help me with the whole deal. I've been mistaken for female plenty of times in my normal garb, and I guarantee that me in a dress with some makeup would fool anyone who doesn't look <too> closely.

Yes, I am prettier than you.
 
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Azreal the Soulmaster

Guest
I saw the pictures from your prom Xarvox, and I must say that Jeff looked pretty convincing as a female.
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
yeh.. I was toying with the idea of going in drag myself, but Theri (now called Sejjano by the way) wouldn't help me :(
 
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Apollo

Guest
Since this conversation has now thoroughly confused me, I'll just say happy birthday.
 
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maraud234

Guest
I, myself, am getting scared. :(

Happy birthday, well by the time you get this, it won't be your birthday anymore.
 
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DÛke

Guest
...his birthday is everday. He probably has an alter ego for each day of the year...:)
 
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