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*Ransac notices that Zadok001 now has two awards, just like him.* Uh-oh. He must be dealt with. *Ransac thinks for a second, then a broken light bulb appears over his head. Ransac then places a nickel on Zadok001's seat.* This plan is perfect. *Zadok001 is about to sit down when he notices...

Dang it! Two people to interview. I must ask them each the same question! Ransac, cpa trash man

I'd second that vote.........if I were a mod. Ransac, cpa trash man

But, I don't, so I'm not used to it.:p However, When I was a freshman in high school, I was on the football team and had to wake up at 4:00 to make my 5:30 pratices(I took long showers). Ransac, cpa trash man

Like Killerbob said, it is a possible timewalk. And with that, I played four Memory lapse in my Millstone deck because I can essentially just counter it with memory lapse and mill it away. But, When my Arcane Laboratory and Teferi's Moat are in play, every counterspell I have is a time walk...

Skysrhoud Beast and Blastoderm Ransac, cpa trash man

He lied to us about the numbers, and now he lied to us about going to afghanistan? Man, and I defended you about serving our country, too. *Ransac dances the pigeon and Riva is knocked out.* The only reasonable explanation I can think of for this is that your "brother" posted that, too. You...

I take full credit for all members oinking themselves and Spiderman can testify as a witness. As for you, Riva, I just read your other post as well. You post these NINE minutes apart from each other? Come on. Have some common sense. OR, buy RUTABAGAS at Ransac's thrift store, located next to...

Ransac woke up at 6:00 in the morning. Ransac is not happy. Ransac SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Bummer, man. I hope you get to see your relatives soon. In the meantime....DOWN WITH THE BLUE SPINACH!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

I agree with DUke. He just got back from service and only has a week left, even less now. He doens't deserve to be treated like scum just because he claims to have killed 572 people. He might have, he might have not. He even said they were using bombs. I still believe that the number is a bit...

*Ransac is about to snap his fingers, but then eyes CAMDEX.* Did you give RXI his birthday present? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac asks CT a question, then returns to his seat. Ransac then clutches his two awards that he won and starts rocking back and forth.* I wanna win another one. I wanna win another one. Ransac, cpa trash man P.S. I wanna win another one.

Wow, I haven't read that puzzle in about 4 years. Here's a new puzzle: Who hid the donkey? Ransac, cpa traah man

I have one tomorrow at 10 AM, one tuesday at 7:30 AM, and one on Thursday at 10 AM. I still hate finals. However, I FINALLY FOUND SOME GUYS TO PLAY MAGIC WITH OVER HERE!!!!!!! One of them is ranked number 1 in Rural Georgia. So far, he's the only guys who has beaten me, but I still haven't...

What? Multani gives no congrats to me? *Ransac makes a triumphant retreat so he can cry.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Finals suck. Ransac, cpa trash man

Hi, David. Sorry I couldn't be home for your 17th birthday. I'll get you a present when I get home or I'll add it on to your Chirstmas present. So, until then, LET'S PARTY!!!!! *Ransac snaps his fingers and everyone of the Off-Topic Elite appears wearing black party hats.* I love doing that...

Note: If a link is made by any of the listed people, it is sure to be a joke: Almindhra Ransac Fuzzy510 Ransac Theorgg, at most times Ransac and many others, including Ransac See your name. It's at the top of the list, with Ransac close behind. I had to see why you would consider posting...

*Ransac calls for a time out.* I need to go to the bathroom. *Ransac runs down the aisle to get to the bathroom. however, before he gets to the end, he turns around, hangs his head in shame, and walks back to the ring.* Nevermind. *Meanwhile, several spectators slip unexpectedly in the...