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PRINCE RXI!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!! God, you talk about paying him for his cheapness, yet you say "if it was a fight to the death, you would not touch me". On top on that, you teleport him to the moon???? None of that!!!!!!! okay, I didn't want to have to provide more rules, but...

SOMEONE DID IT!!!!!! WE HIT 100,000!!!!!!!! however I can't tell who did it. This is the 15th post after 100,000, so if someone wants to research it, please do. Just remember that it isn't neccessarily the 15th on the "view new posts" page behind this, due to the fact that other may have...

You all hate me now. I knew it. *Ransac looks in the mirror.* I don't think I look like a boy band member. I think I look cool. And it's the first time I've ever tried dying it, so give me at least some credit on that. Ransac, cpa trash man

Ah, another victim. Theorgg sent you, eh? I might have seen you at a tourney, then. The name's Ransac and I am THE best in professional craziness. Ransac, cpa trash man

*As Daggertooth gets up from the word effect, he doesn't notice that Ransac used that time to place a steel-filled(but not enough so I can't lift it), spiked-tipped boot on his right foot.* WHASSUP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *Ransac kicks Daggertooth squa in the balls. Everybody hears a sickening...

*Ransac blows the whistle on Prince RXI.* If you read what I just did, I took care of it. Bob is NOT disqualified, only I can make that call. Both of you guys, show some leniency towards each other. You can't counter every one of each other's moves. If real wrestling was like that, it'd get...

I was just hanging with the guys I'll be sharing an apartment with next semester and one of them was dying their hair. After a quick observation, they noticed that I was the only one that didn't have dyed hair, and they were determined to change that. So, after about 15 minutes of persuasion, I...

*Ransac frowns at VB for using the "lead rabbit", since Ransac is the first one to use it.* I know what I'll do. *Ransac goes to the copyright facility. The lead rabbit is now copyrighted under Ransac.* However, VB still may use it. *Ransac dances disco.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac does a once-in-a-lifetime run-in.* no god moding indeed. AND no situations that makes it impossible for you opponent to kick out. *Ransac decides pull Bob off of Prince RXI and he kicks them both in the nuts.* Try again. *Ransac then makes his triumphant retreat.* Ransac, cpa...

*Ransac side-steps Daggertooth. Unfortunately, Daggertooth doesn't realize this and keeps running.* Time for my weapon. *Ransac unsheathes the Blade of Many Words and fires a beam directly at the back of Daggertooth's head. It hits.* The word is "Verisimilitude". Ransac, cpa trash man...

Twiddle. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac appears on the battle scene to "spectate".* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac snaps his fingers and the plasma blasts are now wearing black pantyhose. Due to the embarassment of it, the plasma blasts run off into the sunset to avoid being seen by their friends.* Child's play. Ransac, cpa trash man

Legal Note: It is allowed for ElGato to snap his fingers to make people combust(yet, they must immediately come back together) because I gave him lee-way in my legal clause that state "Only Ransac may use 'snapping of fingers' because he was the first to use it. He may give exceptions". You will...

Yes, this game kicks moo. I played the beta version of it(the one that was avaliable a few months before, due to the fact that my friend Brad is always on the list for those things), and I sucked at it, but I had fun. Ransac, cpa trash man

*sniff* I'm touched. He thinks I'm annoying. *Ransac then realizes that DÛke's comment kinda meant that Prince RXI was more annoying than him.* For that, you must die, Prince RXI(hey! that kinda rhymed!) *Ransac snaps his fingers and a wildebeest wearing black clothing falls from the sky...

DÛke YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! And I found some other ones, just randomly typing the pad(but I don't remember which ones did what)! þÈ“Ãñì¼äÜ THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Okay, I am designating this post to try this out. YARRRGRGGGGGGGGAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!! I CAN'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac runs to a bookstore to find a "Cool Computer Symbol Thingies for Dummies" book.* Ransac, cpa trash man

ACTUALLY, it's only 368, er, 367 if you count this one. Ransac, cpa trash man

Just like to point out that the CPA is almost at 100,000 posts. This has got to be an historic event. Someone video tape this! Ransac, cpa trash man