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*The arena goes black.* KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!(pryos) *"Down with the sickness" plays over the speakers and Ransac struts down the entrance ramp down to the ring. Before he gets there, Ransac turns around and poses to look like he's snapping his fingers. Ransac then enters the ring.* Start the...

*Ransac smiles.* Good, nice friendly fighting. HEY! Rnn and Tha Hamma! WAIT UP! I WANT A BURGER!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Before the match starts I would like to issue a request. Daggertooth, would you please commentate on the match? Azreal, would you please referee the match? Hold on, VB. We're not starting yet. Ransac, cpa trash man

PLUS, it looks like no one is budging in this contest. THEREFORE, after another 3 pages, if no winner is crowned, I shall take a bit of time to review the remaining participants progress and decide a winner. Once again, happy hunting. Ransac, cpa trash man

More clarifications: Yes, Prince RXI. ElGato has the finger-snapping thing. However, ElGato, if you are going to make people combust, please be polite and snap your fingers again to put them back together again. All you said where that "their piece had come back together". Please state that...

*Ransac, with his hand raised in victory, starts to pass out from exhaustion.* Whoa, man. Tough match. *Ransac then notices VB helped him win.* Hmmmm, interesting. *Ransac then shakes VB's hand and the two pose, symbolizing an alliance. Then, Ransac get on the microphone.* Now, it's just...

Do you know that your deck has 61 cards in it? Or was that your intent? Ransac, cpa trash man

THE BEAVERS ARE HURTING ME!!!!! SAVE ME FROM THE ANTI-REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!! YARGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! Welcome. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac kicks out due the fact that he is twitching uncontrollably. Then, the vents open up around the ring and spew the gas out.* D.T.: Aw, man! No fair! *Ransac, still twitching, lets one fly.* <fart noise> *Daggertooth falls to the ground and Ransac gets on top of D.T., as a result of...

It's definitely original. Umm, I don't know what to say about it except that I liked the Recurring Nightmare deck a little better. Ransac, cpa trash man

The 5-Star frog splash is what Rob Van Dam uses as a finishing manuever. It's the same as a body splash off the top turnbuckle, except you don't put your hands out to brace you, causing a little damage to the user, but even more to the opponent. *As Daggertooth is beating Ransac with the chair...

David, stop making things difficult. Period. I'm getting sick you complaining. The only reason I posted my last post was not in retaliation for something new. I posted it to let you know that I am not the only one annoyed with it. Please make it fun. Prince RXI, stop being so competetive(I know...

Annoucement: I have recieved a request that I intervene in the Brawl again, due to some people being to angry at each other. Please, once again, be reasonable in what you do. You can't just slap on your finishing move just like that. You have to wear your opponent down first. Also, do you think...

*Daggertooth, doing a giant body splash, doing notice that Ransac has been replaced by an effigy of Clive Anderson. D.T. falls viciously to the floor, it is still unscathed.* D.T.: Where'd he go? *Ransac falls from the ceiling and executes a 5-Star Frog Splash to the lying Daggertooth.* That...

*Ransac requests a "Greco-Roman knuckle lock test of strength. After comparing muscle sizes, Daggertooth laughs and gladly accepts. The two men lock their fingers together and Daggertooth twists his hands, winning the lock and successfully applying full pain to Ransac.* AAAARRRRGGH...

Heck, I wouldn't have mind doing that. Maybe I could learn something from........a bunch of guys that would probably kick my oink in Magic everyday until the Grand Prix, at which point I would.........get my oink kicked there as well. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac tries to remember Adso_dMelk.* Are YOU the guy that keyed my car? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac then wonders why Daggertooth would do such a thing like teleport.* Why would he do such a thing like teleport? *Ransac stands up for the bash on the head. Ransac then decides that his weapon is no match for an electric staff.* How about THIS challenge. Let's wrestle for a little...

ElGato: You may continue your battle, as long as you keep it in the warehouse, but that's no problem, it's a really, really, really big building. Ransac, cpa trash man

Not on my watch. *Ransac runs into the ring and pulls Azreal the Soulmaster off of VB. When Azreal looks at Ransac with a "what the" expression on his face, he swings at Ransac. Ransac ducks and counters the move into the "Heart Slam", Ransac's finishing manuever. Ransac then puts VB on top...