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    CPA Set: via Ransac Revisited

    I'm still asking for more people interested in being in my next set. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    2002 CPA Notable Awards

    *Somehow, Ransac managed to make his way on stage. Ransac gets a glimpse of the next winner card and gasps.* GASP!!!!! SPIDEY CAN'T GIVE THAT AWARD!!!!!!!!! *Ransac tackles Spidey and hits him over the head with a lead rabbit, successfully subdueing for the next few minutes. Ransac then...
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    Off-topic Battle's Reign Supreme!!!!!!

    *Ransac, fine with his nudity, gets rather upset over something.* LAWYERS!!!!!!!! *Two hundred and thirty seven lawyers appear and issue Mazzak subpeonas.* The snapping of fingers is copyrighted by Ransac ®. Refrain from snapping your fingers as a weapon, or we will be forced to sue you...
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    Off-topic Battle's Reign Supreme!!!!!!

    *Ransac tries to snaps his fingers or slap his buttcheeks, but he can't with the copper chains.* UGH.......only one thing.......ungh......left to do. *Ransac blinks thrice and all metal in a hundred meter radius has been transformed into peanut butter.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Off-topic Battle's Reign Supreme!!!!!!

    *Ransac thinks quickly and uses the technique that K9Archmage taught him years ago.* Watch this! *Ransac slaps his buttcheeks and the universe is inverted, making the coat bomb start to fly in the opposite direction, exploding on a nearby rock. Ransac slaps his buttcheeks again and the...
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    Off-topic Battle's Reign Supreme!!!!!!

    FREE-FOR-ALL OFF-TOPIC BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac snaps his fingers and is now wearing black camo gear.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    A Silent Thunder

    *I see he got my e-mail! :)) His last post before his return was in late february. I don't remember what was going on since then as well. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    A little victory.

    I have the most posts out of anyone that joined in Sep 2000 :) Ransac, cpa trash man
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    2002 CPA Notable Awards

    I'd have to say that a 1000 post count in a span of Aug-Nov is quite impressive. It darn took me a year to get my 1000th post. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    2002 CPA Notable Awards

    *Ransac runs up to Gizmo to asks him a random question. Ransac then runs up to the microphone and says...* VIAGRA DOES WORK!!!!!!!!! THE WOTC Said........so......? *The room goes silent, all eyes on Ransac. Ransac slunks away.* Slunk! Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Fast Effect "contest"/captions

    P1- BJ: Hey Squirrel, I've come to notice that you really don't do much. You're lazier than I am! SQ: That's not true! I'll have you know that I enjoy boxing on a regular basis. P2- BJ: No way. SQ: Way. BJ: Prove it. Fight one of my friends in the ring. SQ: You're on! What's his name? P3- BJ...
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    Hello

    I beseige you, Mr. Man, Creepy Do not bore and make me sleepy For your actions make me weepy.... Excuse me.......I must go Pee-Pee. Just what we need.....a creepy old man. You like the kiddies, do you? I bet you drive a white van with tinted windows and have a 5 o'clock shadow 24/7...
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    2002 CPA Notable Awards

    *Ransac runs up to MikeyMike and asks him a Random question. Runs then looks at Ferret and says........* About a year ago, there were a few "Survivor" type games with about 8 members involved each time. Here's a link to one that I didn't win...
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    2002 CPA Notable Awards

    I WON!!!!! I WON!!!!! I WON!!!!!!!! *Ransac will pm himself the answer to theorgg's question.* How many awards are left, Spidey, so I can make that any more questions? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Extended-Bye-bye Dual Lands

    I like casual play. Could you post anymore information about that store, MP? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    If...

    Brian Kibler- This man will eventually be a World Champion, mark my words. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Hello Again

    Play creature-themed decks. Onslaught has paved the way for such decks to be decent. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    MrXarvox's final battle! Death of MrXarvox!

    *Ransac comes from behind and hits MrXarvox at the base of the neck with a lead rabbit.* Should shorten things. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Extended-Bye-bye Dual Lands

    The more appropriate question is "What WAS NG: Atlanta?" It refers to Neutral Ground: Atlanta(More specifcally around Roswell and Alpharetta). They closed up shop almost two years ago when the owner of the store caught one of the managers giving away free computer time and merchandise to...
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    Extended-Bye-bye Dual Lands

    Train: No, I don't. I traded all of mine away months ago(with the exception of 4 Torpical Islands that I will keep in commeneration). Theorgg: You hold them in a bird cage ladened with toiletries? Ransac, cpa trash man
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