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"X-rated material is luring away our voters!!!!!" said a random senator, referring to Ransac's presidential campaign (Ransac/Monkey 2008) that promises to give monkey fetish porn to all who voted or him......if he wins. Ransac, cpa trash man

Possibly. There are free wombats on it. What's the difference between a perfectly healthy baby lamb and a 45 feet tall Tyrannosaurus Rex? Ransac, cpa trash man

Hall Ransac, cpa trash man

Namredips immediately requested sexual favors. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac cusses at the destruction of his kobold army. Ransac searches through his spell arsenal to find something that may help him. Ransac spots something and begins to laugh. Laugh a lot. Some would say TOO much. OKAY, RANSAC!!! ENOUGH WITH THE LAUGHING!!!!!!* Oh. Sorry. *Ransac casts Living...

*Ransac points and laughs at Nightstalkers.* I remember when Weatherlight first came out and they were one of the "better" cards in the set. Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! You are mysteriously sent back through time to "The Enlightenment". However, you scare the townsfolk and they tear you limb from limb. I wish that the Yankees would legally change their franchise name to "The Shriveled Balls" Ransac, cpa trash man

Vicious thoughts of eating Apollo deep-fried style were clouding his mind. Ransac, cpa trash man

The door to Timbuktu!!!!!! Have you ever been on the Road to Mandalay? Ransac, cpa trash man

Surrealism Ransac, cpa trash man

Sreklatsthgin is a nice, calm, peaceful sage that doesn't like the night at all. Ransac, cpa trash man

*The City of Brass decimates Theorgg and Oversoul. Merv, Steve, and Carl applaud at this explosion, only to get angry when a piece of debris flattens Merv. Steve and Carl declare war on the rest of the field. The 58/59 kobolds hear this declaration and 15 of them runs towards the two remaining...

You guys suck..... Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted. You tripped and impaled your head on a spike instead. I wish that cheese was free Ransac, cpa trash man

GRANTED!!!! You're a robot, but not entirely. Scientists merely stuck metal plates into you (very painfully). You walk around with a limp until you fall into a ditch. You can't get out and it start to ran. You get soaked and the metal starts to rust, causing you to develop tetinus. Lockjaw sets...

That was when Ransac started to bribe the Nightstalkers with Spirit of the Nights and the trio that brought them out (for they were in hid back pocket the whole time). Ransac, cpa trash man

Yes indeed. Could you smell the lotions throught the door? *AH. That makes sense. Domingo, in addition to being an opera singer, also conducts the Washington Opera.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Relay Ransac, cpa trash man

Casnar sulked and weeped, for he truly believed in his heart that gnats are the KEY to the ULTIMATE pudding. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac casts Rebound on the Fling, targeting Oversoul.* :D Ransac, cpa trash man