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*Will switch to sword and move to help Kurik if he needs it.*

I make modifications to your time machine, allowing it to work the way you actually wanted it to. Then I butcher you and bake you into a meat pie. I go back in time to before you corrupted Mooseman's wish and I pie him in the face with you. His wish actually ends up not being granted at all, but...

Okay, here we go... I actually had four cards in my hand (5 and then 1 subtracted after playing Wrath). Untap, upkeep, draw, Griffin Canyon, Mistmoon Griffin, done. Wow. What a turn, huh? Worth the wait? :p BigBlue: 5 Hand: 0 Library: 45 In Play: (T) Tree of Tales (T:G; Artifact Land) (TT)...

Su-Chi is very good. The Urza's lands are good too. Most mono-artifact decks I've seen have packed full playsets of the Urza's lands, and with good reason. In these decks, they're as good as basic lands until you get all three out, then they're much better. And it's easy to get all three out. I...

Slight problem with the ante cards: in actual ante games, which is what they're meant for, some of them are actually pretty good. If the instructions on the actual cards are followed, they're even better outside of ante games (except for Contract from Below, which is already the most broken...

Aw crap, I forgot again. Okay, I need to find my hand though. It's been so long I don't even remember what deck I'm playing...

*Still firing arrows.*

I voted for my own nomination. I think it's that much just that much worse than the other cards in this set (the only exception would seem to be in limited formats, but even then it's dead weight unless you happen to have it at just the right time), although I would say Pyramids is a strong...

They build a time machine and go back to before you corrupted his wish, then kill you before you can do so, thereby saving Rokapoke from certain death. I wish I knew how they killed Ransac.

Is the exception a "starving musician"?

Heh. Copenhagen. That's a cool word.

Xenic Poltergeist is just one example. There are several cards that do the same thing. I used to use Toymaker a lot for some reason (not that it's the best thing, it was probably just something I had my hands on back then and liked). There's Karn, Karn's Legacy, etc. And then there are cards...

I cut Ransac's head off with my awesome scythe. But I forget about you, so when you grow old (already happening, huh?) and experience kidney failure, pneumonia, strokes, heart attacks, and really bad diarrhea, you don't die but live in agony for years and years and years. I wish someone would...

I've killed people with Aladdin's Lamp many times. Being expensive can be a good thing. Especially because back in the day, there was only one card with a higher casting cost (Polar Kraken) and the Lamp was perfect for things that took advantage of high casting costs. Also, its ability is pretty...

The topless bar near the airport goes out of business. When the owners find out that it was because of your wish, they beat you half to death. I wish someone would beat Ransac all the way to death.

Pyramids is pretty bad. I mean, it totally and very effectively hoses someone who's trying to play a bunch of late game land destruction or enchant all of your lands for some reason, but no one ever does that. It's too situational and could have costed 0 and still not been particularly good. I...

You play on the hit show "Wheel of Fortune." The other players are much better than you and take all of the prizes. Your only consolation prize is a Spanish version VHS tape of the movie "Big." I wish I knew Spanish.

Conformist. :p

Youtube video comment fields are, not counting IMDb message boards, the bottom of the internet. Read them at your own risk and prepare to see some inane and barely intelligible drivel. As for Czechoslovakia: From 1918 to 1993, there was a country called Czechoslovakia (before 1918 it was part...

Who's blaming it on senility? I'm perfectly willing to accept that this has nothing to do with age. Now the Czechoslovakia thing (twice that I know of), really does come across as senility... Obama's mistake was funny too, but in a completely different way.