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I still don't like the idea of hanging a wizard, even a really ugly one. Spiderman seems to be the most popular right now. Don't know why. He looks boring to me. It would be more fun to hang someone else. Someone like, say, Ransac. Or maybe Melkor. That guy is always trying to sell stuff. You...

I'd wait to see how Kelgar is distributing his healing, but it doesn't look like this battle will be long enough to matter, so I restored the health of two random wounded Warriors (Kelgar and Carrow) to keep things moving (Edit: Yeah, it didn't even matter, Kelgar has the whole party fully...

*Readies an arrow.*

The orcs were the ones that opened the door. As far as getting Dorgath in for melee with them, corridors like this are generally too narrow for more than two of the Warriors to be engaging in melee. Typically that's been Throg and Dorgath because of the marching order, but if the Warriors were...

Dwarven Pony and Orcish Librarian in the same set? Ransac, are you mad?

Minor note: I think this is the first time I made one of these mini-map things on my laptop instead of my ancient computer, so the version of MS Paint is way newer and I'm not used to it. I think it's pretty much the same look except for the expanse of white space at the top, which possibly has...

Melkor hasn't posted in this thread so far (but obviously not much has happened yet) and I don't know whether Kelgar should be wading into combat right away or hanging back to provide support, so I'll just assume he moved alongside Throg before combat. Let me know if you want him to pull back or...

Disrupted?

As Dorgath approaches the western door, he notices sigils engraved on it. As soon as he gets close, the sigils glow and everyone hears the dull tolling of a bell somewhere...

Ugh, I'm already tired of DarthFerret's fat face. But if we kill him, he'll probably put a curse on us or something stupid like that. Last time I was cursed, getting rid of it was no picnic. I'd rather not repeat that. So let's all kill Ransac. It'll be funny to watch his eyes bug out... Vote...

Why would you think that anything ever (other than acquiring a venereal disease) could be accomplished by bedding Ransac? Dorgath listens at the eastern door...

Excellent, they'll never find my trail in this weather. Uh, I mean, I couldn't even see where I was going in this weather. Yeah, that's it... Does anyone happen to have a file or anything? I guess I was so distracted by weather or whatever that I lost the key to these irons that I put on my...

-Throg successfully embeds the picture. -The Super Secret Hidden Demon (that can only be harmed by embedding pictures) takes 50 damage.

At the bottom of the stairs the passageway divides in two, one branch leading left, the other right. Stout wooden doors block the way at both ends of the junction...

I'm in.

So who's carrying the Lantern? Ungrun and and his men lead the Warriors on a hidden path that doesn't look like it will go anywhere near the main ruins and instead wraps around the western slopes of the mountain, but eventually you arrive at a strange-looking entrance: an ancient stone arch...

"Oh. What have we here?" *Helata investigates the alcove.*

Wait, are you the one on the left or the one on the right?

*Helata will push on the mystery stone, then try to pull on it, which will be even sillier. When that doesn't work, she'll laugh maniacally and cast Acid Splash at it.*

It doesn't really matter who carries the lantern just as long as the party has a light source, but I should remind you that if Carrow does, he won't be able to use a two-handed weapon while doing so, and that includes bows.