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Ward consults his 8-ball... What is the current state of the market for magical foot comfort elixirs? Quit playing with that thing. We have logistics to consider. How do we want to approach a battle in the canopy of the biggest tree in the world? Gnus are not renowned for their arboreal combat...

I remember DÜke well. He's a fun one. He's possibly a bit crazy. And I don't mean that in a "I disagreed with him and am dismissing him" sort of way. I definitely disagreed with him on some things, but I actually sort of liked him and thought he was clever. What I mean is that there were little...

I think these guys might be lying to us! Perhaps we should ask the elves about this? What do we do with him? Pete could inject him with digestive enzymes and then drink him. Ward, that's terrible! It is nature's way.

Ward asks his misprinted magic 8 ball... What manner of plumbing requires a siege?

Ward punches a foot soldier hard in the foot.

Look, McGill: they have murdered some of our kin and are wearing their skin as armor. Vengeance for the Bovidae family! So these are foot soldiers? I wonder if attacking their feet might render them powerless... Ward attempts to put one of the soldiers in a heel hook. So these are the...

Vampire spider!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOSS FIGHT MUSIC Bat Ambush -A bat ambushes Throg, missing entirely. -A bat ambushes Dorgath, but fails to hit. -A bat ambushes Carrow, but his Elf Helm protects him. -A bat ambushes Carrow, but fails to hit. -A bat ambuses Kelgar, but the priest avoid the attack. -A bat ambushes Kelgar, biting...

Ward, don't! What? You were thinking of eating some evil ox steak. Don't do it. You might turn evil. That is absurd. You wouldn't expect me to turn into an ox, would you? Well, no. But... Ward samples some evil ox steak.

Throg raises his sword, but before he can advance on the ghouls, giant bats drop down on him and giant rats rush past the ghouls. There are now six giant bats and twelve giant rats blocking the Warriors from reaching the ghouls... Note: Throg and Dorgath were leading the way when the party...

Ward continues to assault the evil ox with his bicycle wheel.

Sure.

As you reach the gate, you hear hideous laughter echo throughout the room. A shadowy figure emerges in the far doorway and mutters an incantation, then staggers as a ball of dark smoke hits him in the face. He steps closer and you realize that this is the same man you found trapped here earlier...

LOL at Turgy's ninja edit.

The key that Throg has is the key to the door that the party just came back through. Kelgar speaks up... "That door had two big locks on it, right? And we got two big iron keys: one from the orc shaman before he got away again and one from the chaos warrior. I've got one and Dorgath has the...

Oops, I missed that Mooseman accurately described the way that actions are played. Yeah, they don't go into the discard pile. It had been a while since I played this game before. I did read the rules before we started, but, uh, um, I blame Rokapoke! And hey, I assume that I wasn't the only one...

Market/Festival, etc. do not give Copper cards. They give "coins" like the Copper cards. Bonus purchasing power that has nothing to do with the number of treasure cards in one's deck.

Try to get closer, Sophia. I will attempt to strike it with this bicycle wheel. Yes, Ward. You spoke, and now I shall heed your instruction. Anon already used that pun... And now it's my... Your turn? Yes. Just one blow from that bicycle wheel should leave the evil ox feeling... Tired...

Ward hops on Sophia's back and, bicycle wheel in hand, prepares to block the evil ox from hitting the others with its charge. Oh, you are faster than me? Bullocks! McGill and I have a bovid monopoly going on here, and you aren't going to horn in on it, so we're going to hoove to put you down...

You reach the corridor that brought you to this deep. The door with the skull motif stands wide open before you, revealing the chaos gate, still shielded behind its massive, enchanted door.