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Ward tries to kick the soldier in the trunk.

Look, a talking mountain goat! What? Where? Ward attempts to shove the foot soldier out of the tree.

Round 5 -The Power Phase is 2 for this turn. -Alberto Laranscheld attempts to cast a necromantic spell. -Alberto Laranscheld casts Deathchill on Throg, afflicting him with -2 toughness. -Kelgar blesses Carrow with Vanquish. Carrow gets an extra attack this turn. -Dorgath tosses a bag of Flash...

Ward hides behind Sophia and his bicycle wheel in a manner that is not cowardly at all while trying to recover from his spontaneous leg cramp.

Round 4 -The Power Phase is 6 for this turn. -Alberto Laranscheld attempts to cast a necromantic spell... -With a theatrical gesture, Laranscheld calls for the dark powers to grant him a blade of power. His hand is swathed in blackness for a moment, then emerges as Laranscheld triumphantly...

Feast for a Laboratory, buy a Cellar.

Round 3 -The Power Phase is 6 for this turn. -Alberto Laranscheld attempts to cast a necromantic spell... -Alberto Laranscheld casts Winds of Death. All Warriors lose 1 attack this turn. -Kelgar blesses Throg with Vanquish. Throg gains an extra attack this turn. -A bat bites Kelgar (6/14). -A...

Ward waits for Pete to draw out the hidden soldiers and then, once they reveal their locations, murders them with his fists while quoting literature.

Village.

Yeah, his name must have always had a circumflex. The umlaut thing is bugging still bugging me. I don't know what it is that I'm thinking of...

Updated map... B=bat R=rat G=ghoul A=Alberto Laranscheld

Round 2 (cont.) -Carrow hops forward before the rats can charge him. -A rat lunges at Carrow. -Carrow uses his dodge ability to escape the attack! -The rat's deathleap exposes it to Carrow's counterattack. The rat is killed. -A rat tries to strike Carrow, but is too slow. -A rat charges Carrow...

It's actually just that Spiderman is here so much, he probably catches the spam before you have a chance to see it. Not now, but a while back, I had some school or work schedule that caused me to tend to check in at what must have been exactly the right time of day for me to see the spam after...

Round 2 -The Power Phase is 2 for this turn. -Alberto Laranscheld attempts to cast a necromantic spell... -A flash of light and a cloud of smoke fills the room as Laranscheld accidentally turns one of his giant rats into a fluffy white rabbit. The rabbit frantically hops away and vanishes into...

Ward and Sophia will use Sophia's newfound climbing talent to race up the tree and try to headbutt some soldiers.

Feast.

Round 1 -The Power phase is 6 for this turn. -Alberto Laranscheld attempts to cast a necromantic spell... -Alberto Laranscheld summons 6 more ghouls. -Kelgar blesses Carrow with Vanquish. Carrow gains an extra attack this turn. -A bat dives at Throg, but the chaos warrior raises his sword and...

You just drank a nutrient broth, courtesy of our last opponents. Haven't you had enough? Does your thirst for the juices of others know no bounds? Ignore her, Pete. She was once a polecat. They break their victims' necks and drag them into their lairs alive so that the meat stays fresh.

Ward synecoches his gnu to a bovid and then synecdoches his bovid into a mountain goat. There, now you are an expert climber. I'm gnot a gnu!