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No, it's fine. And could you tell Ted to step into my office?

Pugilism

*Oversoul struggles to his feet, then wheels in a barbecue, opens the lid, lights it, and takes a pair of tongs in one hand, walking toward Theorgg.*

You are given a chick. This chick has a horrible virus that makes it very sick. The chick loses its eyesight, but survives the disease. Before it recovers, the virus mutates so that it can infect mammals, and your last thoughts as you die painfully in the hospital after a few weeks, is that you...

Well, I don't have a cell phone, and tend to do whatever possible to avoid using any telephone at all. But if people can talk on a cell phone and still drive without causing problems, then that's fine with me. I don't think it's the phone that's the problem, it's the person being irresponsible...

Bawls

Knights of the Round Table heard Ransac's cries for help, and rushed to his aid.

You are not cleared for that information. Who told you to ask that?

*keeps an eye on the newcomers, in case they're not what they seem*

*Oversoul tries to move, but nothing works.*

By a state trooper's standards, but not by the standards of the Black Diamond police... Not that any of you have to worry about them...

Giant trucks narrowly miss Ransac as he crosses the highway.

Granted. People now smell like nothing. And oxygen smells like rotting cabbage. I wish I didn't have to clip my toenails.

Uh, Gargamel? Becauses?

When the deal was sealed, the toothpaste acorns in the storehouse were transformed into magical acorns, which Casnar ate, granting him magical powers.

Magnificent

*Oversoul runs back to the CPA, takes a swing at Ransac, and falls over from exhaustion.*

1889. :rolleyes:

Such was his desire to see his plan through, that he made a pact with the evil Melthiuropewlasdaxidorerpevezashavoth.

Ombu