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Heh. Seriously? How many times has this happened to you?

I used to be one of those players, and I don't think there are all that many of them. Casual players will continue to use painlands when they can't get their hands on these cards, but for tournament players or casual players with deep pockets, these things are going to be preferred. They can be...

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2

Um, I guess. That chain thing was weird. How did you do it?

"All generalizations are dangerous, even this one." :p

Stultiloquence

Suddenly, Ransac noticed that Oversoul was back, and charging at him with an empty tube of toothpaste.

EOTFOFYL! Death or Glory?

Granted. However, they cost $4,198.92 + S&H. The huge fan that you are doesn't care about this and gladly pays. However, what you didn't know until you started watching it was that you bought the Special Edition: MJ version. All the voices have been dubbed over by Michael Jackson. Then, the DVD...

Yut summoned a dozen rabid chipmunks to destroy the last of the snotling intruders.

Wow. While painlands aren't suddenly useless or anything, I think they'll be driven out of decks in favor of these guys. With the old dual lands, Onslaught fetchlands, and now these, decks won't be needing many painlands, if any.

Either one is good... *brandishes meat cleaver*

Blandiloquence

Casnar demonstrated his powers before the other snotlings, who swore to follow their blessed leader anywhere.

You are diagnosed with a terminal illness. In your last days, you are playing against The orgg on Magic Online. You casually ask about the invisitext thing, and he explains it to you. One minute later, you begin having agonzing convulsions, which last until your death, four days later. I wish I...

Only seconds later, Ransac bumped into...

Yes. Ransac couldn't possibly be biased, could he?

I think I understand. It's just that I've been in cars where the driver was on a phone and was fine (I would never talk on a phone while driving myself, but like I said, I try to avoid those devices anyway, and besides that, I'm too cautious while driving to do something like that). I'm not...

We all ambush you and give you a lobotomy for being such a smartass. Now you don't know about Invisitext, or much of anything else. I wish I had thought of the invisitext thing before Theorgg did.

Mewtwo and Sir Lancelot clashed violently.