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*Being a T-1000 for the duration of the CPA Notables ceremony, Oversoul puts his powers to good use and utilizes a number of hooks in his Cheung-massacre.*

Quite appropriately, he is unable to do so, as The Orgg stuffs a large ball gag (18 sizes too small for an orgg, but it fits Ransac snugly enough) into Ransac's mouth before he can complete his first explicative.

*A few small explosions are heard outside, followed by one large explosion and a triumphant shout. Oversoul, looking as though he has just been in a grenade fight, enters once again.* All right. Who sent that--whatever it was after me? Come on. Don't be shy. It was you, wasn't it? *Oversoul is...

*At first hesitant to do anything other than leave, Cugel doesn't see his sentiment echoed much among the rest of the group. He brings an arrow into one hand while whispering.* "So, are we going to try to deal with these things, or would we rather skip them and come back later?"

Oddly enough, the black clothing generated by Ransac's power is (for the first time in recent history) an elaborate (albeit tiny) set of S&M dominatrix gear, including a leash attached to Ransac's neck.

Farnsworth

It depends on what weapons they had. Aren't they also relatively close to the same age (not the only thing that would make it a fair fight, but still, it helps)?

"Er--I think I might have dropped something in one of the rooms that was NOT this one."

*Oversoul observes the beginnings of heavy sadism and walks away shaking his head. He then runs back with a claw hammer in one hand and turns the valve on the honey wagon with his other hand.*

Granted. However... ...Oversoul has secretly replaced the meaning of the word "scheme" with "barrel 'o crabs." Now everyone who has posted on this thread is helplessly stuck to a giant barrel (full of crabs) by the power of Ransac's wish. The Nightstalkers are situated toward the top of the...

Liking the idea of slapping The Orgg's buttcheeks, about half of the CPA members abandon Ransac and attempt to tackle The Orgg instead.

Mentalism

I'm not sure. Does passing through an area where they are holding a donkey show and seeing the donkies count as "going to" a donkey show?

However, a few of them seem to like the idea of what Ransac shouted.

*Oversoul dashes in wearing a trenchoat, flings it off to reveal yet another explosive wardrobe, and pushes his detonator before anyone has a chance to get away. Nothing explodes.* Another failure? *Oversoul nearly breaks down in tears, but calms himself. He notices that everyone is staring at...

Furtively, Oversoul grabbed Ransac and pulled him away from the oil geyser.

Flaying

Granted. The reason is that you forgot. You soon notice that you forget a lot of things. This is because you have progressive dementia. I wish I could appreciate The Orgg's pun more than I do, being the butt of the joke and all.

Blondie is only 31 years old. Is Spiderman insane?

*The #versouls, cut off from their leader by Oversoul, and beaten down by the other CPA members, make a hasty retreat--for now.*