A New Kind of Game!!!

[Ransac]

Chaos was averted when Ransac knocked out Big Blue with a lead rabbit and hid him in the bushes before anyone noticed.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Digging a small hole to cover BigBlue so he could make his escape, Ransac instead hit "black gold" and was shot into the air on top of an oil geyser, thus advertising his position for all to see.

 

[Ransac]

EricBess was the first to run in, only to be blasted by the oil as well.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Furtively, Oversoul grabbed Ransac and pulled him away from the oil geyser.

 

[Ransac]

Grabbed by Oversoul, Ransac screams at the top of his lungs "Rape", which gather the attention of the CPA Members.

 

[Oversoul]

However, a few of them seem to like the idea of what Ransac shouted.

 

[Ransac]

In a moment that seemed like Ransac wasn't going to enjoy what was about to happened, Ransac slaps his butt-cheeks and inverts the universe.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Just as Ransac attempted to slap his butt-cheeks, orgg ran in and spinned him around so Ransac ended up slapping orgg's butt-cheeks instead.

 

[Ransac]

".......'kay?", states a very disgusted Ransac as he's tackled by several CPA Members.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Liking the idea of slapping The Orgg's buttcheeks, about half of the CPA members abandon Ransac and attempt to tackle The Orgg instead.

 

[Spiderman]

Missed him though, as the orgg adroitly dodged out of the way to keep his buttcheeks untouched.

 

[Ransac]

Not wanting to miss an opportunity to (once again) escape, Ransac snaps his fingers and Theorgg is wearing black clothing that is 18 sizes too small.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Oddly enough, the black clothing generated by Ransac's power is (for the first time in recent history) an elaborate (albeit tiny) set of S&M dominatrix gear, including a leash attached to Ransac's neck.

 

[Ransac]

Probably now would be a great time for Ransac to start cussing.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Quite appropriately, he is unable to do so, as The Orgg stuffs a large ball gag (18 sizes too small for an orgg, but it fits Ransac snugly enough) into Ransac's mouth before he can complete his first explicative.

 

[Spiderman]

Ransac grunted and moaned into the ball gag, which an observer might take for sounds of pleasure or sounds of frustration; it was hard to tell.

 

[Ransac]

Since the dance only requires the use of his fingers and eyes, Ransac dances the pigeon and everyone is knocked out.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Too bad for Ransac, as K9Archmage caught up to him before anyone, including Ransac himself, had regained consciousness.

 

[Ransac]

Usually one to constantly lose his cool, Ransac calmly attempts to persuade K9Archmage to assist him, promising to make yet another Promo card of him in a CPA Homemade Card Set.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Very suspiciously, K9Archmage questioned Ransac further on this issue, as Oversoul began to regain consciousness.