There's no need for these stupid keywords, but yes...
Provoke
1G
Instant
Untap target creature you don't control. That creature blocks this turn if able.
Draw a card.
(and from Stronghold)
FTK is very funny when it has to kill itself.
I really like Krovikan Horror too, but I only have one and never really used it. Masticore has actually won me games and its compatibility with so many strategies/colors makes it a truly awesome utility creature in addition to its inherent goodness.
Not only that, but the very concepts are just terrible. I wouldn't have believed that they would print that rats thing a while ago, but they did print "indestructable" cards and Mindslaver and...
Well, everyone can join the "Slapanyonewholosestosunburst" club. All you have to do is slap anyone you catch losing a game to a deck that uses the "sunburst" mechanic.