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You might want something to deal with attackers...

*Oversoul flies way up in the air. He begins to descend, and tries to flap his wings, but of course that doesn't work. He crashes down and lands on Ransac's second toe (now first, I guess) on his right foot* Ow.

Before my time, but I think I might have seen some posts by Foundation of Rancor a while back...

Didn't know she was a serial killer, eh? Well now you do. Too little too late though. I wish I knew what Killer Joe was talking about when he said "Charlize Theron" and "Aeon Flux."

No. What should be my weapon of choice?

Ineloquence

Could it be that someone slipped the sandwich there purposefully?

No, but when I first saw this thread, I thought it said "you need help." I thought, "how did he know?"

While I can understand the confusion somewhat, doesn't the "casualplayers.org" thing give a pretty good hint that it might not be an accounting site? Oh well...

Dark Ritual is not restricted (thankfully).

And reality is warped so that there is such a thing as "infinate" intelligence. It's a disease. It's similar to measles, but much worse. I wish Evan d could spell.

And why would he do that?

Well, if you can proxy in whatever you want, and want to use Megrim (which isn't all that great of a card when you and your opponents have so much speed at your disposal, but this is casual anyway), I'd heavily alter the deck and add blue because blue is broken. If you want to make the deck more...

*Oversoul stares at his arms and torso, covered in pig guts. After realizing that he has somehow escaped the pig unscathed, he licks himself as clean as he can, and then punches Ransac's other big toe*

You get your wish. You know exactly what to wish for, and it's so good that you are tormented each day that you used your wish already, and can no longer use it to obtain the wish you now know to wish for. You eventually get over this, but it comes back to you by surprise many years later while...

Incongruity

You really think it'll be that easy?

That depends on whether the thermos has a lid, and on what I would have to use to stir it. Too many variables?

You get your wish, but it instantly kills you, since we all know "God is dead." :p I wish for a thousand dollars.