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Blandiloquence

Casnar demonstrated his powers before the other snotlings, who swore to follow their blessed leader anywhere.

You are diagnosed with a terminal illness. In your last days, you are playing against The orgg on Magic Online. You casually ask about the invisitext thing, and he explains it to you. One minute later, you begin having agonzing convulsions, which last until your death, four days later. I wish I...

Only seconds later, Ransac bumped into...

Yes. Ransac couldn't possibly be biased, could he?

I think I understand. It's just that I've been in cars where the driver was on a phone and was fine (I would never talk on a phone while driving myself, but like I said, I try to avoid those devices anyway, and besides that, I'm too cautious while driving to do something like that). I'm not...

We all ambush you and give you a lobotomy for being such a smartass. Now you don't know about Invisitext, or much of anything else. I wish I had thought of the invisitext thing before Theorgg did.

Mewtwo and Sir Lancelot clashed violently.

No, it's fine. And could you tell Ted to step into my office?

Pugilism

*Oversoul struggles to his feet, then wheels in a barbecue, opens the lid, lights it, and takes a pair of tongs in one hand, walking toward Theorgg.*

You are given a chick. This chick has a horrible virus that makes it very sick. The chick loses its eyesight, but survives the disease. Before it recovers, the virus mutates so that it can infect mammals, and your last thoughts as you die painfully in the hospital after a few weeks, is that you...

Well, I don't have a cell phone, and tend to do whatever possible to avoid using any telephone at all. But if people can talk on a cell phone and still drive without causing problems, then that's fine with me. I don't think it's the phone that's the problem, it's the person being irresponsible...

Bawls

Knights of the Round Table heard Ransac's cries for help, and rushed to his aid.

You are not cleared for that information. Who told you to ask that?

*keeps an eye on the newcomers, in case they're not what they seem*

*Oversoul tries to move, but nothing works.*

By a state trooper's standards, but not by the standards of the Black Diamond police... Not that any of you have to worry about them...

Giant trucks narrowly miss Ransac as he crosses the highway.