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Besides, there is no such thing as "palestiens."

Theories don't have goals. So I'm not sure what you mean by "failing."

And so he set off, in search of the elusive recipe.

Weevils grab Ransac as he cowers behind Oversoul, and take him to their weevil stronghold, in order to hold a weevilish feast with his body as the main course.

Not really. What are you doing?

A large chunk of the moon, which is made of cheese, breaks off and falls on you, pulverizing your body. I wish I had Ransac's cheese.

Tamarin

As he left Yut's fortress, he heard a booming voice say, "Casnar, I am the ghost of Namredips, the first chieftan of the snotlings, and as the last of our kind, it is your sacred duty to find the recipe for the ultimate pudding."

Heh. Seriously? How many times has this happened to you?

I used to be one of those players, and I don't think there are all that many of them. Casual players will continue to use painlands when they can't get their hands on these cards, but for tournament players or casual players with deep pockets, these things are going to be preferred. They can be...

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2

Um, I guess. That chain thing was weird. How did you do it?

"All generalizations are dangerous, even this one." :p

Stultiloquence

Suddenly, Ransac noticed that Oversoul was back, and charging at him with an empty tube of toothpaste.

EOTFOFYL! Death or Glory?

Granted. However, they cost $4,198.92 + S&H. The huge fan that you are doesn't care about this and gladly pays. However, what you didn't know until you started watching it was that you bought the Special Edition: MJ version. All the voices have been dubbed over by Michael Jackson. Then, the DVD...

Yut summoned a dozen rabid chipmunks to destroy the last of the snotling intruders.

Wow. While painlands aren't suddenly useless or anything, I think they'll be driven out of decks in favor of these guys. With the old dual lands, Onslaught fetchlands, and now these, decks won't be needing many painlands, if any.

Either one is good... *brandishes meat cleaver*