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Nuclear war begins. You survive somehow, but no one around you is alive and there is no food to be found. You stumble across a small packet of trail mix, which you eat. After you finish the trail mix, you can't find any more food, and die of starvation. I wish for a much larger packet of trail...

With his dying breath, Ggroeht told them that he had been hired by the lake monster* to kidnap Ollopa. *The very same lake monster as the one mentioned in the first page of this thread!

Oversoul returned from Checkers--this time without any food.

I don't buy slaves, I just sell them. How much would YOU be willing to pay for them?

Pot

It does, but you aren't nominated for anything. I wish for peace.

This woke Ggroeht.

Moving away from the others, Ransac doesn't notice Oversoul's zeppelin and trips over it.

Sell them into slavery. How much would they be worth?

Leaves

Your wish is granted, and when lactose intolerant children die from eating playdoh, their mothers form a group called MAR (Mothers Against Ransac). I wish I could join MAR.

With their leader beaten and Namredips' sabre threatening to obtruncate them, the other cyborg frogs made a hasty retreat.

Killer Joe became a dragon, Oversoul was translocated thirty miles below the surface of the earth, Spiderman became Manspider, Istanbul became Nightstalkers, Nightstalkers became Istanbul, The Orgg emitted massive amounts of radiation, Apollo still exploded, Zadok002 turned invisible, the forest...

They're both named Ransac. Which one had the name first?

Vineyard

We all band together and name you king of all things excellent. We also frame you for mass-murder. Some of us visit you in prison and laugh about how good of a gag it was, but you find nothing funny about your 20 consecutive life sentences. I wish Ransac could see the humor in his 20...

Namredips arrived and fought the remaining cyborg frogs with his sabre, leaving Casnar and the others to battle the temporarily incapacitated Ggroeht.

Instead of escaping unscathed, as he would have hoped, Ransac is caught in the explosion.

Thirteen. How many non-imaginary civilizations utilize this alphabet?