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Never having screwed those links up, you don't learn from the mistake (as you never made it) and therefore make the same mistake again, with something much more important. You also get hit by an asteroid. I wish Theorgg hadn't been killed by that asteroid.

Yearning for the chance to be the one to finish Ransac for good, Ted Kennedy charged Ransac and began pummeling him.

Literally tons of fresh meat. How fresh?

Lunatic

But Casnar protested on the grounds that since he was the one who got the recipe, whatever they traded it for should benefit him.

*Oversoul casts Sadistic Glee on Theorgg four times. He then casts Dry Spell, wiping out all the Forests and making Theorgg a 220/220.*

The current game state (and it's Spidey's turn, by the way): Oversoul: 32 In Hand: 6 In Play: Islandx2 (T, T) Swamp x2 (T, T) Underground Sea (T) Scrubland (T) Sol Ring (T) Yawgmoth's Bargain Illusions of Grandeur (age counters: 0) Graveyard: Donate, Dark Ritual, Frantic Search, Polluted Delta...

I figure that was probably the case, but I just chalked it up to bad luck. I've always had terrible luck with booster packs, except in booster drafts (which I have almost never played, for some reason).

After making the change, they make you their mascot. The "Shriveled Balls" become invincible and dominate the sport forever. Everywhere you go, people think of you as "the shriveled balls guy" and make fun of you. Depressed by this, you commit suicide. I wish I were a dinosaur.

While Nightstalkers was busy battling this dilemma, the Democratic Party was hard at work on their own scheme to capture Ransac.

No. Should I have?

Dreams

When they told him that they had a recipe for a pudding that tasted like gnats, Sreklatsthgin became excited and offered to do anything for the recipe.

*Oversoul is hurled into the air by the impact, but he fights off unconsciousness.*

Yeah, back when Planeshift was new, I got three boosters out of the same box and both had Deadapult as the rare. I think I also picked up a third booster with something else though... I don't intend to spend money on boosters (ever since I got Sheltering Prayers as my rare, I've been hesistant...

You get your wish. In a cheese factory somewhere, the cheesey leader of the cheesey revolution jumps on a worker's head and initiates the revolution. Cheese all over the world gets the news and they rebel. Now humans are the slaves of cheese. You are one of the first to experience the horror of...

Usually, the Nightstalkers would have accepted Ransac's offer.

I don't think so. What door?

Realism

Luorsrevo suggested that they try to use this non-ultimate recipe by taking it to Sreklatsthgin, the sage.