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Momentary Blink Ransac, cpa trash man

Untap, Upkeep, Draw, Forest, Morph Creature, Untap two lands. Done Ransac: 16 Hand: 3 Library: 47 In Play: (U) Temple Garden (G/W) (U) Swamp (T) Plains (U) Forest (U) Birds of Paradise (0/1, flying, T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.) Land Tax (Turgy22 didn't shower today. This...

You've still got some potential responses that may make me rethink the rest of my turn. Untap two lands with Garruk, Tarmogoyf. Done Ransac: 16 Hand: 4 Library: 48 In Play: (T) Temple Garden (G/W) (T) Swamp (T) Plains (T) Birds of Paradise (0/1, flying, T: Add one mana of any color to your...

Untap, Upkeep, Draw, Plains, Garruk Wildspeaker. Response? Ransac: 16 Hand: 5 Library: 48 In Play: (T) Temple Garden (G/W) (T) Swamp (T) Plains (T) Birds of Paradise (0/1, flying, T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.) Land Tax (At the beginning of your upkeep, pay 1 or lose 1 life...

At first, I thought "crap," but then noticed that the Dragon reads "to graveyard from play." The dragon goes to the GY. Birds of Paradise. Done. Ransac: 16 Hand: 6 Library: 49 In Play: (T) Temple Garden (T) Swamp (S) Birds of Paradise (0/1, flying, T: Add one mana of any color to your mana...

^ = Can't stalk because of a restraining order < = Doesn't stalk because that's just creepy v = Won't stalk for fear of the squirrels Ransac, cpa trash man

Untap, Upkeep (Pull 2 lands, Swamp and Plains), Draw, Swamp Thoughtseize Ransac: 16 Hand: 7 Library: 49 In Play: (U) Temple Garden (T) Swamp Land Tax (At the beginning of your upkeep, pay 1 or lose 1 life for each land you control) Graveyard: Thoughtseize RFG: turgy22: 20 Hand: 6 Library...

You had Two Creatures (one of which was Tinder Wall). You had R/G available. You could've Metamorphosised your Shusher to get GG, then Channel 3 life into 3 colorless. Saccing the Tinder Wall would've given you enough to Word of Seizing my Kokusho before the Edict resolved, forcing me to sac...

Whew! I was thinking very carefully this past turn. I was about to Edict pre-combat, but I read through your decklist and realized you still had a possible out. I need one of your two creatures gone before I could comfortably play it. I'll assume you'll play first in game 2? Ransac, cpa trash man

^ = Must be stalking me... < = Wishes that they didn't sell the magazines he poses for in PA v = Is completely disgusted by this conversation. Ransac, cpa trash man

Chainer's Edict myself? Ransac, cpa trash man

Attack with Spiritmonger. Ransac, cpa trash man

Untap, Upkeep (Draw, lose 1), Draw, Swamp, Kokusho. Response? Ransac: 14 Hand: 4 Library: 43 In Play: (T) Gilt-Leaf Palace (T: B/G) (TU) Forest (T) Scrubland (W/B) (T) Temple Garden (W/G) (TU) Swamp Phyrexian Arena (Yo' momma so fat, she weighs a lot! All opponents must play with their hands...

^ = Enjoys long walks on the beach with his DAD?! creepy.... < = AAAHHH!!!!! Exploding Beaches!!! v = Wishes he was in Cleveland....... wait.... no... no, that's not right... Ransac, cpa trash man

Holy Day Ransac, cpa trash man

That's obviously game. After searching through my deck, the Krosan Grip was 5 cards down.... razzem frazzem.... Ransac, cpa trash man

*With seemingly no other way out, Ransac is forced to call upon the first plague of Ransac rather early in the battle. A million weasels begin to stampede through the cafeteria, biting knees and humping legs as they pass.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Yeah, yeah, yeah... YOU'VE gotta face him NEXT round. Ransac, cpa trash man

Mortify the Servant... Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm gonna nominate Psychic Vortex..... because it's bad..... bad bad bad...... I think it's bad..... not a good card but, in fact, a BAD card.... don't you think it's bad? Ransac, cpa trash man