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Sword of Fire and Ice: (Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Fire and Ice deals 2 damage to target creature or player and you draw a card Ransac, cpa trash man

Guys! Guys! Guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! This conversation is pointless! Everyone KNOWS what the best card ever is: Dwarven Pony Ransac, cpa trash man

Clone (to make another Dwarven Pony, which will deal with the Righteous Avengers) Ransac, cpa trash man

EDIT: My Goyf is much bigger now. Untap, Upkeep (LT for Swamp, Forest, Plains), Draw (aw, snap), Forest, Sword of Fire and Ice and equip it to Exalted Angel. I'm expected no responses, so I'll attack and hit you for 6 (gaining 6, dealing 2 to your wall, and drawing a card). Done. Ransac: 26...

You got pwned, MM.... Ransac, cpa trash man

Feb. 1st Answer: Nixon, Taft, Grant, Carter Ransac, cpa trash man

Come ON, MM! You gonna let SPIDEY push you around?!?! Ransac, cpa trash man

Deep Analysis' flavor text will disagree with you. :D Ransac, cpa trash man

I still think that Psychic Vortex is a truly horrible, horrible card. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac has managed to hide from the weasels (and take refuge from the collapsing ceiling) underneath a spilled pile of cafeteria tater tots. He plots to make his escape from this war of luncheon foods by sneaking away. This is gonna be tricky. Everything has to fall in the right place for this...

No blocks, but I WILL use this opportunity to Krosan Grip your Sneak Attack. Ransac, cpa trash man

Nope. Blast on away. Ransac, cpa trash man

Not while it's on the stack. Resolves. Ransac, cpa trash man

Dwarven Pony!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

I PMed Oversoul. He said he's gonna give it a shot, and mentioned playing the deck himself. Ransac, cpa trash man

Undermine Ransac, cpa trash man

Constant Mists Ransac, cpa trash man

EOT, unmorph Exalted Angel. Untap, Upkeep, Draw, Attack with my Angel, I'll gain 4. Bitterblossom. Untap two lands. Done. Ransac: 20 Hand: 3 Library: 46 In Play: (U) Temple Garden (G/W) (U) Swamp (U) Plains (U) Forest (U) Birds of Paradise (0/1, flying, T: Add one mana of any color to your...

*Ransac, writhing in pain from the backfired-plan of weasel stampeding, continues to scream "Get them off! Get them off!" while fighting off the furry foes. As a result of his wild flailing of limbs, get manages to spill Prince RXI's lima bean juice (which weasels are ravenous for) all over...

^ = should keep his bells to himself < = should find a way to stop the bells in his head v = should stop wearing bell-bottoms Ransac, cpa trash man