XXXenophile?

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by theorgg, Jun 15, 2001.

  1. theorgg Slob

    Has anyone out there played/ collected the XXXenophile card game? I've recently been able to get some of my friends to try it out, and it is a really good game. I also got a cardlist from a CPA member, but It seems they've moved onto other sites or computers, since I never heard back from my year-late reply e-mail...

    It's a great game once you get past the soft "R" rated pictures...
  2. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...of it before from a magazine of some sort. I'm not sure if it was a TCG magazine or some sorta other type of magz. I'm not even sure if it was that game. I know it was an XXX game.

    The game I heard about was rare and limited.

    "Does it require a lotta tapping?" :D
  3. rkoelsch Angel Boy

    I have had to curtail any trading at the moment. I should have responded and told you. But it is a neat game. If you substitute take a drink for remove an article of clothing you don't have to make any changes for playing with all males.
  4. Hetemti The Wide-Awake Nightmare

    Phil Foglio wi11 r0x0r j00.
  5. theorgg Slob

    porn?

    No, not really. The pictures, if one showed up in a movie, would probably get it rated PG-13. Since every image just about is PG-13, it is rated "R".

    It's seems to be an excellent game-- on I'd love to pick up more of-- but it's extremly rare. One place I found had five cards for sale (singles) and they were $4 each. It's a game full of rares!

    Anyone besides rkoelsch here play/have any cards?

    And Duke, no, it doesn't have tapping. you do turn the cards over and rotate them alot, though. You'd probably like it due to Marque De Sade.

    I think the rules are on it's site, xxxenophile.com, if your interested. 18+, please, for legal reasons.

    I think that a slimmed down version is avaible now from
    Cheapass Games as Girl Genius.
  6. DÛke Memento Mori

    Bo... this is old..-Orgg]

    ...whow, there are cards demonstrating Marques De Sade's many "theories"? I gotta learn more 'bout the game. :)

    I just checked the site out...the art is cool...

    Check out soma these card names:

    Big Book O' Forbidden Knowledge - sounds like fun.

    Chain of Command – And they mean it this time: it’s a the real thing.

    Erotic Potato Prints - Sounds like an Unglued Magic card.

    Prizewinning Cucumber - <laughs>

    Wand Of Pleasure - I wonder where they stick that at...

    Fountain of Youth - Again, literasdf. :)

    50's Aliens who Dig Earth Women - <laughs again>

    Bermuda Triangle - What the heck is that doin' in this card game?

    Other card names that were interesting:
    Bouncin' Buddy
    Boy Toy
    Cornelia's Double Bed
    The Little Engine That Could
    Seduction Pump
    Home Entertainment Center
    The Little Stripper
    Ex-Girlfriend
    Santa Claus
    (lol)
    Friendly Monolith (They gonna sit on the top of it)[nope. It's somthing else...-Orgg]
    Nuclear Powered Vibrator
    Sex Drive


    Sounds interesting. I'm gonna look for these cards now.
  7. ErinPuff Token Female

    THAT'S JUST YUCKY! *hurls* Yuck.
  8. theorgg Slob

    I said OVER 18!

    Actually, most of the cards DUke listed are eye candy for females. The game has about half/half wemen and men featured in it's art. Believe it or not...
  9. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...they actually named a card "Nuclear Powered Vibrator", hehe...

    The question is, where in the heck would you find females that WANT to play this game? I know you could "substitue" some of the wording so that it could be played with all guys...but it would be nice to have some females joinin' the party...especially females that are willing to actually play. :)

    [You gonna boom this or what, Orgg? :)]
  10. rkoelsch Angel Boy

    It didn't take itself to seriously and the rulebook was actually very interesting to read. I have to agree having females play would be better but we had a lot of fun playing with it when it first came out. Then the shop owner got antsy because kids we always coming over to see what we were playing and he wouldn't allow it in the shop anymore.

    PS Orgg I found your email. Give me a couple weeks while I move and we will make a trade.
  11. theorgg Slob

    there's only one type of card that makes it a bad idea to play with all guys-- and that's the ones that say "remove an article of clothing" or two, or three.

    It's a good game to play with all guys, too, because you tune the decks to not have any shameless Hussars in it, or anything that's too gross(well, I guess I could say "too gay" if I wanted to, but it ISN'T gay for the girls--the rest of them are, so I'll just say "gross"). Or if you have friends that you suspect like that type thing, leave 'em in.

    Oh-- the card you're so liking the name of is very appropriatly named. Insted of 100 points, you need 120 points. that screws you VERY hard. and it's also a cool looking card, but one that you don't want to own for very long(it's good when your opponant is forced to take it! :)

    Another funny thing about the game is the phallic imagery. All the guys have somthing like a gun or sword(or other thing) that suggests somthing in that area, most notably, Nine inch Neil. there's a cannon right behind where he's standing, and it's funny as hell. Most of the pictures of guys are like that. Most of it's really good art, too.

    Nvik Soduk of the gvalss Sveege not withstanding
    (Drew Tucker artwork, COMPLETE nonsense on the card, but actually basically leaves no possibility of it popping a card near it...


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    -The Orgg

    Worship Satin
    just kidding.

    -From one of the cards
  12. theorgg Slob

  13. Almindhra Magic's Bitch

    Wait, I don't get it...Why would guys want to take their clothes off in front of each other???... 8^/
  14. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...Almindhra, that's why rkoelsch suggested that in all-guy games, some things may be substitued with things such as "...take a drink" or something.
  15. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    Now that is what I call a Dryad!!!!!
  16. theorgg Slob

  17. Darkstar An Entire Marching Band

    Hey, you forgot one card I think. Does Beef Whistle ring a bell?

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