Wundindlinyg Episode 5: Misfortune at the Festival of Ferrets part 2 SCENE 1: The Wundindlinyg Big Exodus Ship, Park level. Broborobobo is dancing around, screaming at people to watch his new play, while Weldleiwengien lurks in the shadows. Weldleiwengien: <whispers> Broborobobo! Broborobobo: I just heard someone call my name in my head! Wacky! Weldleiwengien: To the shadows, you sickening child! Broborobobo: I feel compelled to go into that deeply shaded area! <Broborobobo goes over to Weldleiwengien> Weldleiwengien: I have a present for you, Broborobobo. Broborobobo: Really? Is it cheese? I want cheese. Weldleiwengien: No, it is not cheese, alas. But it is shiny, and it is annoying. Broborobobo: Really? Weldleiwengien: It is a whistle of tin. I stole it from Slahgrumpacious. Here. Have fun! <Weldleiwengien snickers to himself as Broborobobo skips away tweeting on the annoying tin whistle, then compulsively throws a rock at Broborobobo.> Weldleiwengien: Haha! It is even so annoying that I, the Weldleiwengien, am tempted to assault him! This shall be better than expected! SCENE 2: In the Wundindlinyg Party Room. All the Wundindlinygs are having a general good time, until Broborobobo pulls out his whistle. Cricziricziric: AARGH! The whistle! Not the tin whistle! It has returned from the depths of the nether void bearing a message of ill will and annoyance! Cricziricziric: AARGH! The whistle! Not the tin whistle! It has returned from the depths of the nether void bearing a message of ill will and annoyance! Cricziricziric: AARGH! The whistle! Not the tin whistle! It has returned from the depths of the nether void bearing a message of ill will and annoyance! Cricziricziric: AARGH! The whistle! Not the tin whistle! It has returned from the depths of the nether void bearing a message of ill will and annoyance! Cricziricziric: And it has made a time warp that made me repeat myself four times! Guningangan: That was not a time warp. You just repeated yourself four times. Cricziricziric: No I didn't. Cricziricziric: No I didn't. Guningangan: And now you did it twice. Cricziricziric: Why does my voice say such things and repeat them? Why? Why? I know the answer but I cannot tell anyone! Kebletangoshim: I know what is going on here. Broborobobo is trying to make us attack him. He is working for Weldleiwengien. I saw the whole thing. He will lead us into a trap. Gobrolilmonko: <from across the room> Hey, look! It's Broborobobo with his whistle! Let's get him! <All the Wundindlinygs chase Broborobobo down a hall and slam into the filming equipment…> <static> <A message pops up on the screen that says: 'We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by and enjoy these "while-you-wait commercials".'> ……………… Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil: A Wundindlinyg Exclusive TV Commercial Scene: A happy morning in the kitchen with little Timmy. He is preparing breakfast, and notices some Wunderful Cornflakes. Timmy: MMMmmmMMm. These sure look like some tasty cornflakes! <Timmy pours the cornflakes into his bowl> Seizuriesizesosize: I am free! Free at last from the prison of BHT-laden plastic bags! <Timmy has a seizure and topples to the ground> Cricziricziric: I notice I am from the cornflake box. I am cornflake? May contain traces of soybeans? What you say? it is not about answering the questions, but questioning the answers. <The Wundindlinyg theme song plays as Wundindlinygs start pouring from the bowl and the box and rampaging all about the house> ---------------------- Man: Say, what if 'every book' was one word? Then it'd be Everybook™! Announcer: Tell me, do you have every book? No? Well, we can't give you every book, but with our new deal we can come close! yes, that's right, it's the Everybook™! Only an exorbitant amount of money for this colossal book which contains every book known to Wundindlikind! Now you can read any book* for just an exorbitant amount of money! *Provided you can find it, we forgot to add an index. -------- Mother: Joey, you have there a scrape. Joey: Not so, mum. I haven't. Mother: You do indeed, Joey, and I can prove it. With my new Scrape Detector™! Joey: Oh yeah? Prove it! Scrape Detector™ : Beep! Mother: See? You've got a scrape! Joey: <looks dumbfounded> Drat! <static> Frofidlofo: Look! I got it working again! <Frofidlofo imagines getting a medal in front of a cheering crowd> <Cricziricziric steals the working camera> Frofidlofo: No! That was my only hope! Cricziricziric: Haha! Now that I have a television camera, I can start a reality show! Rashplataglium: That's it, this episode has become entirely too silly! I am ending it now! And now, Rashplataglium spouts off! Rashplataglium: Now listen up, kiddies. If you ever start a television show, remember not to let it degenerate into chaos! That's the problem with this show, it is too easily turned into a free-for--- <Rashplataglium is drowned out by a group of Wundindlinygs singing "O Canada" while Weldleiwengien cackles in a way that Slahgrumpacious would envy if he weren't back in his lair cleaning up the last of the bean paste and mustard> Rashplataglium: <to the cameraman> Did you get that? Cameraman: Get what? I was too busy singing that rousing song! Rashplataglium: Oh…. <slaps forehead> <Rashplataglium flips a switch> <static> The End …To be continued, if I feel like it.