Worst names.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by evan d, Jun 1, 2005.

  1. evan d New Member

    Some of the terrible names I have seen for people:
    Phil Mc Cracken
    Mike Rotchtekel
    Dick Ceman
    Clay Terris

    Who ever these people parents are should be punished.
  2. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    All of those look like nicknames to me. Phil is usually short for Phillip. Mike is short for Michael. Dick is a shortening of Richard (somehow). I think Clay is often short for Clayton. So it seems quite likely that the parents didn't give them those names exactly...

    My friend's ex-boyfriend's last name was "Merrifield." I thought it was a lot funnier than she did...
  3. evan d New Member

    I don't get it.
  4. DÛke Memento Mori

    This post explains why you're still 15.
  5. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    Actually, he's still 15 because only fifteen years have passed since he was born.
  6. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    Good Point Istanbul. Btw, just noticed you live in Dallas. Howdy Neighbor!
  7. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    There is a mall up here that is named Clay Terrace...

    Just thought that would be interesting input.
  8. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    I'm 33 and I don't get it.

    It reminds me of that game Mad or Word Gab which I was horrible at... :)
  9. evan d New Member

    Clay is funny when over the school system they say it wrong.
  10. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    How can you mess up pronouncing "Clay"? :confused:

  11. evan d New Member

    Clay terris is pronounced as it would sound in reference to a part on something I am not.

    Hint: Say it as one word.
  12. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    What Spidey is pointing out, is that "clay" sounds nothing like the unstressed "cli" or whatever. There isn't really any way to make it sound like what you're trying to make it sound...
  13. evan d New Member

    True... I just still find it a little bit funny, that and them stumbling over Diehnelt.
  14. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    How about the name Holden McGroin? Or Seymore Hiney?...I know...I know....corny but what the heck?
  15. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Ah, okay. I got it now. Yep, it's just like that Mad Gab game...
  16. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    Only have one thing left to say: (Advance apology to any ladies reading this)

    Mike Hunt
  17. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    This isn't like those others, but I think "John" is a particularly horrible name. It's pretty common (probably someone here has it) for some reason, considering that a "John" can be a customer for a prositute OR a toilet. Neither one of those is particularly appealing...
  18. TomB Administrative Assistant

    I think you're confusing cause and effect there, Oversoul...at least as far as the prostitute's customers are concerned...;)
  19. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Well, I didn't mean to imply that I was attributing a cause there...

    But it looks like someone is... ;)
  20. Terentius The Instigator

    I'm over in Katy. WSUP H-TOWN!

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