From: email@example.com (S. Coons) 10. You don't have to cuddle after a game of Magic. 9. A game of Magic can last for hours. 8. You can Clone a Shivan Dragon but try that with your partner. 7. Protective card sleeves are easier to put on than condoms. 6. Good sex can cost you $1000, but a Black Lotus will only cost you $250. 5. You can Control Magic a Shivan Dragon, try THAT with your partner. 4. A game of magic ALWAYS ends simultaneously. 3. Your opponent won't ask you if you'll still respect them in the morning. 2. You can always find someone to play Magic with you. 1. An eight second game of Magic is good!