Everybody knows me.
Huh? Oh, right. Welcome!
Okay, enough jibber-jabber. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the missile silo, where we hold our bread. Also, here's your complimentery jello mold, your invitation to learn how to make jello, and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.
Enjoy!
Ransac, cpa trash man