who the aprils fool now?

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The Magic Jackal

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I've have not had a good april fools today. This has enraged me. Many people think that the "Jackal" part of my name represent jackal pup, or some gay creature like that. Well, your DEAD wrong. It stands for an actually jackal, an assassin. Since i am now mad, i will start my killing spree. I will randomly start to kill people on this message board. When you have been killed, i will post this message (weapon of choice- bow and arrow):

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The number will represent my kill number. The killing spree will end at number 50. Ed will be spared. THERE WILL BE NO BRIBES. What number will you be?
 
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Zadok001

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I'll be 51, thank you very much. :)

"That's our first member to go on a killing spree! Let's keep it at one, folks..."
 
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The Magic Jackal

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to Zadok

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I said it would end at 50, your ignorance costed you your life.
 
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Zadok001

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:) I know. See, you asked 'What number will you be,' and I told you what number I wanted.

"Ooooh! I'm dead! Neato!"
 
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Ophidian

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I'll cast a circle of protection: Jackal.

"I am INVINCIBLE!!"
- famous last words
 
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The Magic Jackal

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The jackal is a planeswalker who can change his form to whatever he likes. A single cop won't protect you. YOu would have to get one of each color, but then you couldn't possibly produce enough mana to stop me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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Spaceman Spiff

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*grabs a masicist and shoves him in front of me* hahahaha i am invincible!!!

*hides under a table*
 
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