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genemployment
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I'm a beginner, and I could use all the help in the world.
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45-65? As in that man cents per day!?! 
Where do I sign up!?!!?!????!!!
Spidey has it right...dude, the CPA ain't accountants.
Except my cat. He always knows how many turds are in the litterbox, and gets mad when I "sink his market" by cleaning the dang thing.
Wanna hire my cat? I'll be glad to take his 65 cents on behalf of his work.
Where do I sign up!?!!?!????!!!
Spidey has it right...dude, the CPA ain't accountants.
Except my cat. He always knows how many turds are in the litterbox, and gets mad when I "sink his market" by cleaning the dang thing.
Wanna hire my cat? I'll be glad to take his 65 cents on behalf of his work.
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train
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Well here's a legitimate question:
Do you, genemployment, play Magic?...
And as for the Maryland thing - I should be up there in about a year and my wife will be accounting... don't know if she's going CPA or not - but if you still need one then she may be glad to contact you...
Do you, genemployment, play Magic?...
And as for the Maryland thing - I should be up there in about a year and my wife will be accounting... don't know if she's going CPA or not - but if you still need one then she may be glad to contact you...
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Hetemti
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Well, I'm studying Financial Accounting right now, if that helps.
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Nightstalkers
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Sounds interesting.... if only this gig with the nightstalkers wasnt' so good, I might actually think of hiring on.
but what do I do about all these comrades here? id be skinned alive if i took any secrets out of the building.
—Nightstalker Habuki
but what do I do about all these comrades here? id be skinned alive if i took any secrets out of the building.
—Nightstalker Habuki
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Reverend Love
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Too damn funny.
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BigBlue
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This is the Second Funniest thing I've seen all week...
The first funniest is a bit of a long story (you probably had to be there - it was a real life experience which took place in several conversations)...
I was helping our Accounts Control Supervisor put her office together. We had to have a locksmith break into a file cabinet which the key'd been broken off into. He notices a slim jim and asks her why she has one to which she replies she's a "repo woman" and points out that she actually has 2. For those who don't know, a slim jim is a thin piece of metal you slide between the glass and the door to unlock a car door without the key (like when you lock your keys in it - or you are stealing (reposessing) a car.)
Afterwards I look at the slim jim, and she says the other one doesn't work very well, I look at it and it's kind of poorly made - too thick.
So about a half hour later she asks me to help her get her file folders in her drawer - they don't fit both sides. I point out that one of the dividers is missing - and she says, "Oh, that's what this is." Pointing out that is what the "poor" slim jim really is. Then she recalls having loaned it out as a slim jim to her boss who complained how poor it was having taken him a long time to get into a car with...
You probably had to be there to get the full effect, but that was too darn funny.
Now we have Accountants looking for CPA's on the CPA Message Boards... So, they went through the process of registering - and setting up a signature thinking this was an accountants website... good lord that is funny. Add to that the fact that he's had a few accountant hits here it even get's funnier.
SeFro:
My cat keeps an accounting of them as well... when there's too many I find presents around the house...
The first funniest is a bit of a long story (you probably had to be there - it was a real life experience which took place in several conversations)...
I was helping our Accounts Control Supervisor put her office together. We had to have a locksmith break into a file cabinet which the key'd been broken off into. He notices a slim jim and asks her why she has one to which she replies she's a "repo woman" and points out that she actually has 2. For those who don't know, a slim jim is a thin piece of metal you slide between the glass and the door to unlock a car door without the key (like when you lock your keys in it - or you are stealing (reposessing) a car.)
Afterwards I look at the slim jim, and she says the other one doesn't work very well, I look at it and it's kind of poorly made - too thick.
So about a half hour later she asks me to help her get her file folders in her drawer - they don't fit both sides. I point out that one of the dividers is missing - and she says, "Oh, that's what this is." Pointing out that is what the "poor" slim jim really is. Then she recalls having loaned it out as a slim jim to her boss who complained how poor it was having taken him a long time to get into a car with...
You probably had to be there to get the full effect, but that was too darn funny.
Now we have Accountants looking for CPA's on the CPA Message Boards... So, they went through the process of registering - and setting up a signature thinking this was an accountants website... good lord that is funny. Add to that the fact that he's had a few accountant hits here it even get's funnier.
SeFro:
My cat keeps an accounting of them as well... when there's too many I find presents around the house...
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Hetemti
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] Now we have Accountants looking for CPA's on the CPA Message Boards
Not the first time, either. Happened a while back, I remember.
Not the first time, either. Happened a while back, I remember.
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Nightstalkers
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lol, I could always bring over the NS message boards personal ads. You'd get a kick out of that.
—Nightstalker Habuki
—Nightstalker Habuki
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mythosx
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You know what the front page needs? A nice picture of a dragon or something huge like that. That way people will stop and ask themselves, ' what does a dragon have to do with certified public accounting?'
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Svenmonkey
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But then they'd think, "The dragon's probably there because accounting is so hip and slick and exciting." /
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Reverend Love
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Or,
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Nightstalkers
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The dragon could also be misinterpreted as a logo or something.
—Nightstalker Habuki
—Nightstalker Habuki
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Notepad
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That is not accounting; that is a new paradigm of business strategy. You see, your savvy cat is exploring multilateral market expansion.
Mine would do that, too, but I taught him that doing so risks his ability to provide the employee benefits of cat treats.
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Thallid Ice Cream Man
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I'm convinced we've also had hits from people thinking this was a dating site. (not that they stayed long of course)
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Reverend Love
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I've wondered that myself a few times my self Thallid. Just how many swingers have wandered this site looking for people to dance with.
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Svenmonkey
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What does the acronym "CPA" have to do with a dating service?
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