What quotes do you admire most?

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

"SHHH! I'm trying to hear my sincerity"- Johnny the homicidal maniac(a.k.a. NNY)

Dante-if people see money on a table, and nobody around, they think they're being watched

Veronica-honesty through paranoia
-Dante and Veronica from Clerks

"Randall- oh yeah see the thing i don't get about princess Leia is her sovereignty,if you were her wouldn't you'd be glad when grand moff tarkin blew up alderan, I mean you'd be queen at that point

Dante her mom was dead before she blew up alderan, so wouldn't she be queen already

Randall- ah the whole movie is flawed, like that lightsaber stuff you turn it on and it goes yay high, how does it know when to stop

Dante-um the force

Randall-man that's your answer for everything"
-Randall and Dante from the Clerks cartoon

 

[terzarima]

Ahhh quotes, time to make fun of the U.S. Don Quayle was really stupid...

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush

(extending his hand during a campaign stop): I'm Dan Quayle. Who are you?
Woman: I'm your Secret Service agent.

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment,
it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-Dan Quayle

"If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure."
-Dan Quayle

"We are not ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur."
-Dan Quayle

"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that
is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well,
all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."
-Dan Quayle

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-Dan Quayle

And some other cool quotes

You know,' said Arthur, `it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die from asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what mymother told me when I was young.'
`Why, what did she tell you?'
`I don't know, I didn't listen.'"

-Douglas Adams
Who by the way, died recently (May 13 I beleive), he will be missed.

"`Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.'"

Some Band quotes...

"Time for some healthy probing"
-A different Andrew... ...talking about my Saxaphonell

And some magic quotes:

“Nothing ruins your day like a blazing zombie”
-Tahngarth

“Oh I had a conscience once. But alas, I seem to have forgotten where I put it.”
Chandler


I could do some really cool philisophical and theological quotes which would really make you think, but meh... this is a magic card site, not mensa...

 

[DÛke]

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"SALAM! How's my butt look today?" - Nicole Stacy, asking me.

"SALAM! Ya f**ker!" Matt Narley, his way of saying "hi" to me.