(Cue Cypress Hill's 'Trouble' or Static X's 'This Is Not"
In a post-apocalyptic world, resources are scarce, the government is controlled by a corrupt cabal, and the gruesome entertainment of the fighting pits is a way of life.
Chainer/Carrey: Welcome to the Cabal Pit. I'm Chainer, the Dementia Master. This (pointing to chain) is why they call me Chainer, this (pointing to head) is why they call me demented, and this (As a Faceless Butcher appears) is why they call me master.
Everyone seeks the Mirari, a prize so valuable that people will want it, regardless of any cost.
Patriarch/Dennis Hopper: The fight's about to begin, I hope you two play nicely.
Kamahl/Diesel: (Laughs quietly) You don't understand. I didn't come her to play. (Music stops) I came here to win.
(Bursting chorus of soundtrack song, random shouting of Star names. It's.... time.... to.... deal.... in.)
Braids: The pits have their own form of mercy.
(Continued chorus, STARTS FRIDAY, <date unknown>)