Weird Cards

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by Bob, Dec 31, 2000.

  1. Bob Idiot

    Because of my thread with the 2 lands, I made some cards for it:

    Techno Land
    Legendary Land
    All techno creatures get Pro: dairy

    Dairy land
    Legendary Land
    All Dairy creatures get Pro: techno

    DUke BWG2
    Summon Duke Legend
    Kicker 3
    Counts as a Techno
    First strike
    T: Destroy target Dairy creature. If you paid the kicker cost, creatures's controller must pay X, where X is the destroyed creature's casting cost
    "I don't care if he raised taxes which killed many Dairy people, he's still a good guy!"-PJ

    Ed, the Exalted WRG
    Summon king legend
    Counts as a Techno
    Pay 1 life, T: Gain control of target techno creature until of turn, that creature gains haste

    Istanbul BU2
    Summon Duke legend
    Counts as a Techno
    Hate: Dairy (If opponent contols any Dairy creatures, this creature gets first strike, +1/-1 and protection from Dairy)
    "BWA HA HA HA H..A :cough cough: excuse me"

    K9 Archmage GW
    summon Dog legend
    Sacrifice: Redirect that would be dealt to target creature this turn to another creature
    G: Return K9Archmage on top of owner's library. Any player may play this ability

    Purple Jester UW1
    Summon slave legend
    Pro: Black
    Hate: Dark
    "You smelly, horrible, horrific, jerk!!!!" yelled PJ
    "Thanks!" replied The Master

    Ransac GRW
    Summon Trash legend
    Counts as a dairy
    T: destroy target artifact. It's controller gains life equal to it's casting cost
    "I love the smell"

    Bob WG1
    summon King Legend
    Counts as a Dairy
    Pro: dark
    T: All Dairy creatures get +1/+1 and trample until end of turn
    "Behold the power of..CHEESE!"

    the Master BBBBBB
    Summon Dark Legend
    T: All Dairy and techno creatures get-1/-1 until end of turn, and all dark creatures get +1/+1
    "I'm not the normal villian...I don't construct walkways over my boiling pits of acid, or power shafts...BWA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!"

    More will come!

    [Edited by Bob on 01-06-01 at 10:28 AM]
  2. Bob Idiot

    Dakkon Blackblade BBBR
    Summon Dark Legend
    Has p/t equal to the number of creatures in all graveyards

    Almindhra BBRR
    Summon Dark Fortune-teller legend
    T, RB, pay one life: reveal the top card of your library to all players, ad deal damage equal to it's converted casting cost to target creature.

    Summon Plant guard Legend
    First strike
    T, GB: Put a spore counter on Target creature dalt damage this turn.
    All creatures with spore counters gain fading:2

    Fuzzy BBRR
    Summon Fuzzy legend
    T: Target creature does not untap during it's normal upkep phase as long a you have more than 10 life but less than 20

    As for good guys:
    Ummm... I did them all...
  3. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    I'm not good?

  4. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    After we're done with the series, you should make cards of all the characters again, but they would be after the big battle is over.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  5. Bob Idiot

    Spidey, you are a neutral character. you are more good than evil, but you didn't get 1 quote so far.
    Oh, and I decided to continue the story after the first. i'll make sequals, so others can have parts too!
  6. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    I was being facetious.... :)
  7. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    Mr. Invincible RRRUUUBBBWWWGGG

    Summon Ultra Legend

    Mr. Invincible can not be the target of spells or abilities.
    Any damage dealt to Mr. Invincible is reduced to zero.
    "You can't kill me. I'm Invincible!"


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