Weird Cards

[Bob]

Because of my thread with the 2 lands, I made some cards for it:

Techno Land
Legendary Land
All techno creatures get Pro: dairy

Dairy land
Legendary Land
All Dairy creatures get Pro: techno

DUke BWG2
Summon Duke Legend
Kicker 3
Counts as a Techno
First strike
T: Destroy target Dairy creature. If you paid the kicker cost, creatures's controller must pay X, where X is the destroyed creature's casting cost
"I don't care if he raised taxes which killed many Dairy people, he's still a good guy!"-PJ
2/4

Ed, the Exalted WRG
Summon king legend
Counts as a Techno
Pay 1 life, T: Gain control of target techno creature until of turn, that creature gains haste
"Edstival!!"
0/5

Istanbul BU2
Summon Duke legend
Counts as a Techno
Hate: Dairy (If opponent contols any Dairy creatures, this creature gets first strike, +1/-1 and protection from Dairy)
"BWA HA HA HA H..A :cough cough: excuse me"
2/3

K9 Archmage GW
summon Dog legend
Sacrifice: Redirect that would be dealt to target creature this turn to another creature
G: Return K9Archmage on top of owner's library. Any player may play this ability
"WOOF!"
2/3

Purple Jester UW1
Summon slave legend
Pro: Black
Hate: Dark
"You smelly, horrible, horrific, jerk!!!!" yelled PJ
"Thanks!" replied The Master
1/5

Ransac GRW
Summon Trash legend
Counts as a dairy
T: destroy target artifact. It's controller gains life equal to it's casting cost
"I love the smell"
2/3

Bob WG1
summon King Legend
Counts as a Dairy
Pro: dark
T: All Dairy creatures get +1/+1 and trample until end of turn
"Behold the power of..CHEESE!"
1/3

the Master BBBBBB
Summon Dark Legend
T: All Dairy and techno creatures get-1/-1 until end of turn, and all dark creatures get +1/+1
"I'm not the normal villian...I don't construct walkways over my boiling pits of acid, or power shafts...BWA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!"
3/3

More will come!

[Edited by Bob on 01-06-01 at 10:28 AM]

 

[Bob]

Dakkon Blackblade BBBR
Summon Dark Legend
Has p/t equal to the number of creatures in all graveyards
*/*

Almindhra BBRR
Summon Dark Fortune-teller legend
T, RB, pay one life: reveal the top card of your library to all players, ad deal damage equal to it's converted casting cost to target creature.
1/6

TICM BBGGR
Summon Plant guard Legend
First strike
T, GB: Put a spore counter on Target creature dalt damage this turn.
All creatures with spore counters gain fading:2
3/1

Fuzzy BBRR
Summon Fuzzy legend
T: Target creature does not untap during it's normal upkep phase as long a you have more than 10 life but less than 20
5/2

As for good guys:
Ummm... I did them all...

 

[Spiderman]

I'm not good?

 

[Ransac]

After we're done with the series, you should make cards of all the characters again, but they would be after the big battle is over.




Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Bob]

Spidey, you are a neutral character. you are more good than evil, but you didn't get 1 quote so far.
Oh, and I decided to continue the story after the first. i'll make sequals, so others can have parts too!

 

[Spiderman]

I was being facetious....

 

[TURD CUTTER!!!]

Mr. Invincible RRRUUUBBBWWWGGG

Summon Ultra Legend

Mr. Invincible can not be the target of spells or abilities.
Any damage dealt to Mr. Invincible is reduced to zero.
"You can't kill me. I'm Invincible!"

5/5