Discussion in 'New & Returning Members' started by CharTo, Jul 3, 2001.
I'm a new member here!
I moved this to the New Members forum so the psychos know where to find you...
Just kidding. Have fun!
Okay, enough talking. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the Dwarven Plumber's Association. Also, here are your complementary monkey dolls, your inviation to Bra-Fest 1997(it's a little late), and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.
Ransac, cpa trash man
my icon poke out one of his eyes with a soon...poor guy
WELL ANYWHO! As the friendlies/most welcoming member (you guys voted me for this...back in the day) its my job to do this:
Pulls up the Stationwagon of Welcomeness (tm) and slams into...ohh lets pick the hampster this time, watching him fly thru the air in his little hampster ball. Sorry bout that. Opens the trunk and pulls out the dinner tables and a "special chair" for the newbie which has hand and leg restraints on it. Forces him into the chair and pulls out the food for today: punch, pie and plum pudding. Forces the foods of the day down the newbie's gullet until he is just about to explode...then offers him a waffer thin cookie...
ENJOY THE PUDDING!
I'm one of the aforementioned Psychos. Welcome!
welcome..nice to see another mtgnews member...
here is your complementary hot dog...
TELL YOUR FRIENDS....I NEED THE BUSINESS...these hard rears wont buy any
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