Hey Hey Hey!
I'll have you know that my holes-in-the-ground are not just some plain, ordinary holes-in-the-ground! You get a 42-inch color TV, a king-size bed, a bathtub, a large jacuzzi, tiled floors, a fully-stocked refrigerator, and a state-of-the-art manhole cover for your own privacy! So if you want some crude shack to live in, talk to Ransac. But if you want luxury, I'm your pink puff.
EDIT: Hey 100th post!
(- Steve -)