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THIS CONTAINS CONTENT FROM 'THE MATRIX', 'POKEMON', 'X-MEN', AND...
A typical day in Rath…or is it?
Gerrard and Hanna were going through some of the old tomes in the upper deck of the Weatherlight, searching for some information about the flying air ship.
Squee appeared. He seemed in a hurry.
Squee: Hey, Gerrard, der’s dis man dat wanna talk te ya…
Gerrard: Oh? What man? Where? (While looking throughout an old tome)
Squee: Me dunno...He’s down dare…(While pointing at the ground below the ship)
Saying so, Squee runs away, he was in a big hurry.
Gerrard and Hanna were too curious, so they decide to go down and meet this person.
Finally, they reached the ground. No one was there, but there was a hole, a small hole, and few feet away from where Gerrard and Hanna were standing.
Gerrard: Anyone down there? (Ducking to see what was in the hole)
Just as he finished his question, something quickly crawled out of it.
The thing stood up in front of Gerrard and Hanna. It was tall, with long ears, and he was eating something, it looked like a carrot.
The person: What’s up doc? (While chewing on a carrot)
Gerrard: You’re…you’re…BUG BUNNY! (Gerrard said with happiness on his face and tone)
Hanna: Ohhh, can we keep him; he’s so cute! (Hanna said while she was pointing at Bugs)
Bugs: No, ya can’t keep me lady. I came here to tell Gerrard of someone…
Gerrard: Who?
Bugs: A guy. He wants to battle you. He’s more powerful than you Gerrard.
Gerrard: Who, who? Volrath? He’s the only one who could kick my butt with his over-flown flowstone!
Bugs: Nope, it’s not Volrath! This guy goes by the name: Neo, you know, Neo, Mr. Anderson…from The Matrix…
Gerrard: Oh, THAT Neo! I loved that Matrix! Take me to Neo, I want to kick his butt.
Bugs: Ok, follow me through my rabbit hole.
Bugs quickly go into his rabbit hole and disappear in it.
Gerrard: I don’t want to go in no rabbit hole! (Complaining)
Hanna: Just follow the white rabbit!
Gerrard: I guess. Ok. See ya Hanna.
Gerrard goes into the rabbit hole, and instantly finds himself in Neo’s apartment.
Bugs was waiting for him, and was eating another carrot.
Neo slept there by his computer, and of course, the monitor was still on.
Gerrard approached the sleeping Neo.
Gerrard: Hello Neo…(Gerrard said this in a digital feminine voice)
Neo wakes up and looks at the monitor thinking it was talking to him.
Gerrard: Hello Neo…(Gerrard repeated, with another digital feminine voice)
Neo wakes up again and looks at the monitor one more time; he realizes that it’s not talking to him, so he turns around only to face Gerrard and Bugs few steps away.
Gerrard: I heard that you wanted to kick my sorry little butt?
Neo: Yes. I do. As a matter of fact, do you want to fight, right now outside on the street?
Gerrard: Yes, let’s go, but first, can you sign this Magic card for me, Mr. Neo Sir?
Neo ignores Gerrard’s comment about the autograph and he goes outside.
Gerrard and Bugs follow.
They are on the streets now.
Standing in the middle of the street, at the middle of the night.
Gerrard decides to make the first move.
Gerrard: Well, Helloooooo! Let’s get ready to rumble!
Saying this, Gerrard looks at the sky, look left and right, and then…
Gerrard: I want Magic cards…Lots, of Magic cards…
Saying this, countless Magic cards arrive from behind Gerrard. They were all stocked up so neatly in piles.
In one quick motion, Gerrard picks up few of the Magic cards, and shoots them at Neo.
Unfortunately, Neo knows how to dodge bullets, well; in this case, Magic cards, so in one slow motion, Neo dodges each card, just like in The Matrix. Surprisingly, one of the cards strikes Neo’s left leg, causing a paper cut, which caused a major damage, resulting in major bleeding.
Few hours later…
Neo wakes up only to find himself in a small Laboratory.
He sees a woman; seemed like a doctor of some sort. She was treating his paper cut wound.
Neo: Wh…where…where am I?
The woman: You are at the Academy for the gifted youngsters.
Neo: Who are you?
The woman: I am Jean… Jean Gray…Dr. Jean Gray…
Neo: Na ah? Not Jean Gray? From X-Men, the movie? That’s damn cool!
Jean: Yes, that’s me all right. Let me take you to the professor now.
Neo: Who? Professor X? Yes! I always wanted to meet Professor X AKA Patrick Stewart!
Jean: Well, it’s not exactly Professor X…Professor X is in the healing process right now…
Neo: Healing process? Where does that take place?
Jean: Well, its a little ball thingy created by Nintendo…I think it’s called a PokeBall or something…I’m not sure…
Finally, they reach the room where the new professor is…
Jean enters. Neo follows her.
Jean: Professor, this is Neo…
The professor was facing the window. He slowly turns to face Jean and Neo…
Professor: Hello Neo…I am the new professor of this academy…I have always wanted you in my collection…
Neo: Aren’t you a little young to be a professor of this great place?
Professor: Young? Why, I have earned so many badges, that they call me the master trainer now…
Neo: Master trainer?
Professor: Yes, my name is Ash Castch’em…I want you in my collection Neo…
Neo: Anyway…What’s that in your hands Ash?
Ash: In this hand, I have a GameBoy. In this hand, I have a PokeBall…Make your choice wisely Neo, it could be life altering…
Neo: Let me get this straight…in one hand, you’re holding a Gay Boy, and in the other, you’re holding a PokeBall? I’ll go with the Ball…
Ash: Yes! (Ash interrupts Neo, and he throws a PokeBall at him)
The PokeBall moves fast towards Neo, trying to capture him. Again, Neo dodges the object. This time, it’s a PokeBall…
The PokeBall passes Neo, and it heads straight to Jean, which was standing right behind him. The PokeBall, hits Jean, causing her to be captured.
Neo: You can’t get me…
Ash: Oh well…I have the complete set of X-Men now…except for that dude who calls himself Magneto or something…
After a long pause…
Ash: Hey Neo, I have a mission for you…
Neo: What’s that?
Ash: Magneto is using MewTwo to power up his little machine thingy that turns everyone into a mutant…
Neo: I thought Magneto used Rouge? (Confused)
Ash: Yeah well, I captured Rouge, so he had to use MewTwo…We must stop him…
Neo: Why don’t the people unplug themselves from the Matrix to escape the Invasion?
Ash: Isn’t Invasion a new set for Magic the Gathering? This isn’t the Matrix you know. They can’t unplug…
Neo: Than did you happen to capture the Weatherlight? Maybe we could use it to find Magneto…
Ash: Yes, I have the Weatherlight all captured in one of my Balls…
Ash and Neo get out of the Academy.
They go to a near by beach…A beach that should be big enough to hold the Weatherlight…
Ash: Weatherlight, I choose YOU!
The Weatherlight appears in the water. What a good-looking ship it was…
Neo: What the hell are you doing Ash? This ship flies! It doesn’t sail!
Ash: Oh, oh!
The Weatherlight starts sinking in the water…
Ash: Do you hear that Neo?
Neo: Yes! It’s a woman, singing! On Weatherlight!
Ash: It’s Celine Dion!
Neo: Yes, and she’s singing “My Heart Must Go On!” from the Titanic soundtrack!
…Every time in my dreams, I see you, I feel you.
…That is how I know you go on…
Ash: I always wanted her in my collection…
Ash throws a PokeBall to capture Celine Dion. He was successful.
Neo: Finally, the singing stopped…
The ship was still sinking though…
It sank…sank…sank…sank…sank…deeper…deeper…deeper…and deeper…
It sank…
Gerrard suddenly woke up! It was nothing but a dream!
What a dream it was!
This Invasion is giving me nightmares…
[Edited by DÛke on August 22nd, 2000 at 10:24 PM]
THIS CONTAINS CONTENT FROM 'THE MATRIX', 'POKEMON', 'X-MEN', AND...
A typical day in Rath…or is it?
Gerrard and Hanna were going through some of the old tomes in the upper deck of the Weatherlight, searching for some information about the flying air ship.
Squee appeared. He seemed in a hurry.
Squee: Hey, Gerrard, der’s dis man dat wanna talk te ya…
Gerrard: Oh? What man? Where? (While looking throughout an old tome)
Squee: Me dunno...He’s down dare…(While pointing at the ground below the ship)
Saying so, Squee runs away, he was in a big hurry.
Gerrard and Hanna were too curious, so they decide to go down and meet this person.
Finally, they reached the ground. No one was there, but there was a hole, a small hole, and few feet away from where Gerrard and Hanna were standing.
Gerrard: Anyone down there? (Ducking to see what was in the hole)
Just as he finished his question, something quickly crawled out of it.
The thing stood up in front of Gerrard and Hanna. It was tall, with long ears, and he was eating something, it looked like a carrot.
The person: What’s up doc? (While chewing on a carrot)
Gerrard: You’re…you’re…BUG BUNNY! (Gerrard said with happiness on his face and tone)
Hanna: Ohhh, can we keep him; he’s so cute! (Hanna said while she was pointing at Bugs)
Bugs: No, ya can’t keep me lady. I came here to tell Gerrard of someone…
Gerrard: Who?
Bugs: A guy. He wants to battle you. He’s more powerful than you Gerrard.
Gerrard: Who, who? Volrath? He’s the only one who could kick my butt with his over-flown flowstone!
Bugs: Nope, it’s not Volrath! This guy goes by the name: Neo, you know, Neo, Mr. Anderson…from The Matrix…
Gerrard: Oh, THAT Neo! I loved that Matrix! Take me to Neo, I want to kick his butt.
Bugs: Ok, follow me through my rabbit hole.
Bugs quickly go into his rabbit hole and disappear in it.
Gerrard: I don’t want to go in no rabbit hole! (Complaining)
Hanna: Just follow the white rabbit!
Gerrard: I guess. Ok. See ya Hanna.
Gerrard goes into the rabbit hole, and instantly finds himself in Neo’s apartment.
Bugs was waiting for him, and was eating another carrot.
Neo slept there by his computer, and of course, the monitor was still on.
Gerrard approached the sleeping Neo.
Gerrard: Hello Neo…(Gerrard said this in a digital feminine voice)
Neo wakes up and looks at the monitor thinking it was talking to him.
Gerrard: Hello Neo…(Gerrard repeated, with another digital feminine voice)
Neo wakes up again and looks at the monitor one more time; he realizes that it’s not talking to him, so he turns around only to face Gerrard and Bugs few steps away.
Gerrard: I heard that you wanted to kick my sorry little butt?
Neo: Yes. I do. As a matter of fact, do you want to fight, right now outside on the street?
Gerrard: Yes, let’s go, but first, can you sign this Magic card for me, Mr. Neo Sir?
Neo ignores Gerrard’s comment about the autograph and he goes outside.
Gerrard and Bugs follow.
They are on the streets now.
Standing in the middle of the street, at the middle of the night.
Gerrard decides to make the first move.
Gerrard: Well, Helloooooo! Let’s get ready to rumble!
Saying this, Gerrard looks at the sky, look left and right, and then…
Gerrard: I want Magic cards…Lots, of Magic cards…
Saying this, countless Magic cards arrive from behind Gerrard. They were all stocked up so neatly in piles.
In one quick motion, Gerrard picks up few of the Magic cards, and shoots them at Neo.
Unfortunately, Neo knows how to dodge bullets, well; in this case, Magic cards, so in one slow motion, Neo dodges each card, just like in The Matrix. Surprisingly, one of the cards strikes Neo’s left leg, causing a paper cut, which caused a major damage, resulting in major bleeding.
Few hours later…
Neo wakes up only to find himself in a small Laboratory.
He sees a woman; seemed like a doctor of some sort. She was treating his paper cut wound.
Neo: Wh…where…where am I?
The woman: You are at the Academy for the gifted youngsters.
Neo: Who are you?
The woman: I am Jean… Jean Gray…Dr. Jean Gray…
Neo: Na ah? Not Jean Gray? From X-Men, the movie? That’s damn cool!
Jean: Yes, that’s me all right. Let me take you to the professor now.
Neo: Who? Professor X? Yes! I always wanted to meet Professor X AKA Patrick Stewart!
Jean: Well, it’s not exactly Professor X…Professor X is in the healing process right now…
Neo: Healing process? Where does that take place?
Jean: Well, its a little ball thingy created by Nintendo…I think it’s called a PokeBall or something…I’m not sure…
Finally, they reach the room where the new professor is…
Jean enters. Neo follows her.
Jean: Professor, this is Neo…
The professor was facing the window. He slowly turns to face Jean and Neo…
Professor: Hello Neo…I am the new professor of this academy…I have always wanted you in my collection…
Neo: Aren’t you a little young to be a professor of this great place?
Professor: Young? Why, I have earned so many badges, that they call me the master trainer now…
Neo: Master trainer?
Professor: Yes, my name is Ash Castch’em…I want you in my collection Neo…
Neo: Anyway…What’s that in your hands Ash?
Ash: In this hand, I have a GameBoy. In this hand, I have a PokeBall…Make your choice wisely Neo, it could be life altering…
Neo: Let me get this straight…in one hand, you’re holding a Gay Boy, and in the other, you’re holding a PokeBall? I’ll go with the Ball…
Ash: Yes! (Ash interrupts Neo, and he throws a PokeBall at him)
The PokeBall moves fast towards Neo, trying to capture him. Again, Neo dodges the object. This time, it’s a PokeBall…
The PokeBall passes Neo, and it heads straight to Jean, which was standing right behind him. The PokeBall, hits Jean, causing her to be captured.
Neo: You can’t get me…
Ash: Oh well…I have the complete set of X-Men now…except for that dude who calls himself Magneto or something…
After a long pause…
Ash: Hey Neo, I have a mission for you…
Neo: What’s that?
Ash: Magneto is using MewTwo to power up his little machine thingy that turns everyone into a mutant…
Neo: I thought Magneto used Rouge? (Confused)
Ash: Yeah well, I captured Rouge, so he had to use MewTwo…We must stop him…
Neo: Why don’t the people unplug themselves from the Matrix to escape the Invasion?
Ash: Isn’t Invasion a new set for Magic the Gathering? This isn’t the Matrix you know. They can’t unplug…
Neo: Than did you happen to capture the Weatherlight? Maybe we could use it to find Magneto…
Ash: Yes, I have the Weatherlight all captured in one of my Balls…
Ash and Neo get out of the Academy.
They go to a near by beach…A beach that should be big enough to hold the Weatherlight…
Ash: Weatherlight, I choose YOU!
The Weatherlight appears in the water. What a good-looking ship it was…
Neo: What the hell are you doing Ash? This ship flies! It doesn’t sail!
Ash: Oh, oh!
The Weatherlight starts sinking in the water…
Ash: Do you hear that Neo?
Neo: Yes! It’s a woman, singing! On Weatherlight!
Ash: It’s Celine Dion!
Neo: Yes, and she’s singing “My Heart Must Go On!” from the Titanic soundtrack!
…Every time in my dreams, I see you, I feel you.
…That is how I know you go on…
Ash: I always wanted her in my collection…
Ash throws a PokeBall to capture Celine Dion. He was successful.
Neo: Finally, the singing stopped…
The ship was still sinking though…
It sank…sank…sank…sank…sank…deeper…deeper…deeper…and deeper…
It sank…
Gerrard suddenly woke up! It was nothing but a dream!
What a dream it was!
This Invasion is giving me nightmares…
[Edited by DÛke on August 22nd, 2000 at 10:24 PM]
