WARNING--Offensive Card!

[Notepad]

Is your interest piqued? Well, just had to share this since I'm tired of hearing about the court case every single friggen day!

Rotwomb Peterson
2B
Legendary Creature--Zombie Peterson
When any Peterson is put into a graveyard from play, put a 2/2 Connor Zombie black creature token into play. If a token is put into play in this way, Scott Peterson is indestructible this turn.
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[Oversoul]

So is there a Scott Peterson card as well?

 

[Notepad]

Well, there is ________ who can turn into anybody. I was gonna make a Scott Peterson card too, but I couldn't think of anything offensive enough. So here's this:

Scott Peterson
B
Legendary Creature--Rogue Peterson
Murder your wife: Scott Peterson gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Murder your pregnant wife: Scott Peterson gets +3/+3 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
"I woulda gotten away to Mexico had I chosen a better disguise."
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