WARNING--Offensive Card!

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by Notepad, Dec 1, 2004.

  1. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    Is your interest piqued? Well, just had to share this since I'm tired of hearing about the court case every single friggen day!

    Rotwomb Peterson
    Legendary Creature--Zombie Peterson
    When any Peterson is put into a graveyard from play, put a 2/2 Connor Zombie black creature token into play. If a token is put into play in this way, Scott Peterson is indestructible this turn.
  2. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    So is there a Scott Peterson card as well?
  3. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    Well, there is ________ who can turn into anybody. I was gonna make a Scott Peterson card too, but I couldn't think of anything offensive enough. So here's this:

    Scott Peterson
    Legendary Creature--Rogue Peterson
    Murder your wife: Scott Peterson gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
    Murder your pregnant wife: Scott Peterson gets +3/+3 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
    "I woulda gotten away to Mexico had I chosen a better disguise."

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