Vote Bob/Jaws 2000!

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I, Bob the Cleric, have Veteran member of the CPA, Member of MTGCRAFT, Admin of Invasion RPG, and Moderator of Tolaria as My Experiance. I promise to:

  • Abolish Mana costs!
  • Give every poor person a Black Lotus! Heck, give everyone a Black lotus!
  • Make a powerful army of Angels to defend the CPA!
  • Make Nanokill head General, and Multani, Darsh, and Dw generals too!
  • 1 million Mana for Newbies, Pros and Scrubs!
  • Tournments Every day!
  • Abolish Taxes on Magic cards!
  • Illegalize Pokemon cards and Dubbed Anime!
  • Make Apollo our National Bird!
  • Cast many glorious Anthems, giving all CPA-ers +4/+4!
And many more!!

"I have to get to work now, Lisa, Daddy's made a lot of 'crazy' promises!"-Homer, Springfield sanitation comissioner
Vote Bob, and Jaws For CPA President in 2000!
Vote White!
 
Originally posted by Bob

[*]1 million Mana for Newbies, Pros and Scrubs!
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Uh, that would give me a hell of a lot of mana burn.. it would take me a while to come up with enough spells to cast with all that mana.. and I'd probably have to violate the 4-copies rule several times over..
 
you make me a general too, or at least the person who gets to burn all the pukemon cards. :D

Vote Bob/Jaws 2000
 
If you give 1 million Mana for Newbies, Pros and Scrubs and abolish mana cost everyone will die by mana burn.
 
I have a solution! Remove Mana Burn! Exept for in combos with prophecy cards that have the is all your lands are...
 
Illegalize Pokemon cards?
Then how will I keep my house warm in the winter?

Only angels to defend us?
What about Extinctions?

Abolish Mana costs?
I like to be alive by the time I take my first turn.
 
Abolish Mana Burn, Except for Citadel of pain.
Or
Give 1 million Cards, for Newbies, pros and scrubs, and drop Abolishing Mana burn.
K?
Oh, and cast Absolute Law and Grace to prevent Crime.
Oh, and Make Raven General, and Chop up Pokemon cards for Insulation.
And Remove the 4 copies rule!

[Edited by Bob on 10-28-00 at 07:22 PM]
 
Make Apollo our National Bird!
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Wow, now I'm really going to have a hard time deciding who to vote for. Being the national bird would be pretty neat... I'm cooler than those wimpy eagles anyway.:)
 
How can you make apollo our national bird when we aren't even a nation? Also apollo you should vote for me since you said you wanted to be my VP and I said I would make you the CPA Mascot.
 
What else do you want me to call Apollo? He is our Mascot, If either of us win, he becomes a famous birdy. Also, we if are not a nation, why have a president?
What experiance does Nodnarb have, a Vet CPA member, but that's probably it.
I am an Admin in my RPG, a famous character at H-mage's rpg, a Tolarian Mod, and a Veteran CPA member.
There will be no Crime when I am President because of Absolute law.
We will be Patrolled by Circles of Protection(CoPs)
have a Avatar of Woe executioner, and other things.
No Magic Taxes
1 million cards towards players.
These things I promise.
VOTE BOB/JAWS!!!!
The cheesy shark! aka the fishy hunk of cheese!
 
response:
We don't have a president. This is just a silly popularity contest that you started. Also clubs have presidents but they are not nations.

I have been around this site longer then you and I know the site better.

What crime are you talking about? The only things that can be considered "crimes" is foul language. ALlso your way of preventing law is Prejudice agianst the black player. Also how can CoPs patrol? They are enchanments not creatures.

No magic taxes? There are no magic taxes to begin with.

1 million cards towards players? I doubt you even own 1 million cards.
 
It's just a game....
Sheesh....
All the stuff was fake, Were you serious about this contest?
CoPs were supposed to be police.Like a nation. It's all a big joke....
The 1 million Magic cards was like funding. No magic taxes was less taxes. Absoulute Law says Law, which is like Justice.

I am leaving the CPA...
I will post it. I may come back some day....
 
that's what I said first off. That it is just some silly popularity contest.
 
Don't leave Bob! He's just joking around, we all are just joking around.
 
Maybe Bob's just joking around.

I pity those who take anything on the internet seriously.
 
when I am Prez, here will be the Ranks of Varoius members:
Bob: President
Jaws:Vice President
Head General of the Armed Forces: Nanokill
Vice Head General of the Armed forces: Multani
Anime and Star Trek protector, and destroyer of Dubbed Anime: Multani
More High ranking generals of the armed forces:
Raven, Darsh
head of Diplomatic affairs: Istanbul(Nano, ready the nukes) ;)
Head of greater good fanaticism: Zadok
Head of skyshroud cutter fanaticism: OGG
Head Spy:Duke
Head of megalomaniacal wants-to-rule-the-worldism:H-mage
Speaker of the House:Duel(he talks the most)
Congress:Taka, Nanokill, Sax, H-mage, Nifallor, Raven
House:Almindhra, Zhaneel, Maro-Multani, Purple Girl, Whimsy, Griffith_se, (any other female I forgot. Sorry. :()
Supreme Court Justices: Spiderman, Hetemti, other less Insane members
If I forgot you, you will be put in the House or the Congress.
 
10.No more crime. Absolute Law means Absolute Law!
9.Better Schools. Magic-Campus will be remade and replace colleges, The Charm School will enlist all students, even males, and replace High, middle, and Elementary
8.Bob's vast arsenal of nukes will nuke all warring nations, clubs, etc.
7.Jaws!
6.The Vast amounts of cheese will end world hunger!
5.Angels wil protect the CPA, with Inviolabilities, and Alexi's cloaks on them.
4.No more Taxes. period.
3.Illeagalizing Playing Pokemon. Using to Insulate and to kindle a fire is perfectly legal. Dubbed Anime is also Illeagal. All animes must be uncut.
2.With my glorious Anthems, All CPA members will get +4/+4
1:
There is nothing cooler than a cheesy shark
Goodnight, Everybody!(Not seriously)
 
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