Useless Trivia 2!!...

[train]

How many of the M:TG "Proposal" Cards were manufactured???

What did the gun Winchester's designer originally do for a living???

Why wasn't there a Mama Smurf???

How many sectors are on a floppy disk???

How did Gomer Pyle ever make it into the Army???

A1 or Heinz 57???

Cuantos anos tienes???

How can a speaker vibrate at multiple frequencies so that it produces all the sounds you hear all at once???

What was Mork's last name???

How did the Brady bunch come about if Daddy was a flamer???

Is Marinara Sauce named after the Marinara Trench???

How is it the world can be run by a multi-billionaire - Gates, and they just don't give him his crown???

:yawn:

 

[Mazzak]

1. 192, but most were given to alien maniacs from the stone nebula of herobulon the eighth who is also king of the universe.

2. ate cookies for a testing firm.

3. papa smurf did her in for the insurance money. we all know that smurfs are communist and that's a drain on the economy so being their leader he did what had to eb done...

4. an infinite number, just like points in any point.

5. the army was apit and he fell in it cause he didn't spot it, it was covered with palm fronds.

6. Old Bay. only east coast people know what i'm talking about! HAHAHAHAHA

7. an infinite number, or 76 if you go by Time Cube reckoning

8. on its bum. HAHAHAHAHA i said BUM

9. yo papa

10. a horrible sequence of genetic and political mishaps

11. I think it is. they dug it out of Leviathan who lives down there. I saw him, and man that was one big whaley thing...

12. Bill Gates is a robot and having a crown is against his programming


THis is what happen when Mazzak stays up for far too long, marvel at his incredible speed and dexterity and utter madness

 

[train]

*marveling...*

 

[Mikeymike]

1 - 0
2 - He was a professional pacifist
3 - Papa Smurf was a hermaphrodite
4 - Hehe, he said floppy
5 - Guys like him are needed to balance out the curve
6 - A1, sweet and tangy
7 - venta y cuatro
8 - Every vibration point is an individual sound, and your hearing combines each point to make a audible image that makes sense to you. Like movie frames. So its not releasing all of the frequencies simultaneously, its very quickly releasing 1, then another, and so on.
9 - Fromork
10 - Lots of alcohol
11 - Good try, but its the Mariana Trench. Although Mariana sauce is pretty good as well
12 - Crowns are so antiquated. Gates much prefers to wear his Spock Ears as a sign of his unmitigated power.

 

[Zadok001]

3. "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole 'gang-bang' scenario, heh, it just couldn't happen! Smurfs are asexual, they don't even have... Reproductive organs under those little... White... Pants... It's just illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. I mean, what's the point of living if you don't have a oink?"

--Donnie Darko

Sorry, had to.

 

[train]

Wow!!!...

I didn't know she was created by Gargamel... if that's the case...

 

[Spiderman]

Actually, I vaguely remember that episode. That was such a great cartoon before they added Yohan and Peewee

Speaking of which, anyone remember/know of the "Smurf" song they sang when they first met those two yahoos? That had to be one of the most hilarious episodes (at least from my memories; maybe things were funnier when you were 10-12 )