Tribal Game 15

Discussion in 'Games Run By CPA Members' started by Oversoul, Apr 8, 2013.

  1. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Untap, upkeep, draw, Swamp, attack Killer Joe with Goblin Lackey. Responses?
  2. turgy22 Nothing Special

    Oh, Spiderman. How long have we known each other? 8 years? And you still don't understand my jokes? Come on.

    I have no response to Oversoul's obvious attempt to ruin our game by playing an overpowered tribe.
  3. rokapoke Man Among Gods

    I've known you 32 years and I never realized you made jokes.
  4. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    I tried to think of a witty rejoinder to this, but I couldn't. I guess I don't have any response to your lack of response.
  5. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    :( I thought about it after I posted and thought it might have been a joke but decided not to edit. Use smilies, man! :D
  6. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Smilies are useful. On my own, I would never have guessed that Spiderman went from really sad to really happy in the space of his own single sentence.
    turgy22 likes this.
  7. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    It's the power of the Internet! :p
  8. turgy22 Nothing Special

    But... but, then why were you always laughing? Oh no. You weren't laughing with me. You were laughing at me! :(
    That would ruin my deadpan deliveries.
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  9. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    Lets skip Brad this turn and continue. He can play catch up if he gets back.
    Who's turn is it now?
  10. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Well, it looks like there are no responses. In that case, I'll use Lackey's ability to put Kiki-Jiki onto the battlefield, cast a Goblin Piledriver, and end my turn.

    Spiderman: 20
    Hand: 5
    Library: 52
    Battlefield:

    (T,T) Mountain x2

    (U) Fellwar Stone (T: Add to my mana poo one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls can produce)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================

    Mooseman: 20
    Hand: 7
    Library: 51
    Battlefield:

    (U) Plains
    (U) Forest

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    CanadianBrad: 20 (Dropping due to inactivity?)
    Hand: 7
    Library: 52
    Battlefield:

    (U) Plains

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    Oversoul: 20
    Hand: 4
    Library: 51
    Battlefield:

    (T) Snow-Covered Mountain
    (T) Swamp

    (T) Goblin Lackey (1/1; Whenever this deals damage to a player, I may put a goblin permanent from my hand onto the battlefield)
    (U) Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker (2/2; Haste; T: puts a token copy of a a creature I control onto the battlefield with haste and the token dies at the beginning of the next end of turn step)
    (S) Goblin Piledriver (1/2; Protection from blue; Whenever this attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking goblin)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    turgy22: 19
    Hand: 5
    Library: 51
    Battlefield:
    (T) Tropical Island (Forest Island)

    (S) Birds of Paradise (0/1; Flying; T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    KillerJoe: 19
    Hand: 7
    Library: 53
    Battlefield:

    (U) Forest

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
  11. turgy22 Nothing Special

    Untap, upkeep, draw.
    Forest.
    Ohran Viper.
    Done.

    Spiderman: 20
    Hand: 5
    Library: 52
    Battlefield:

    (T,T) Mountain x2

    (U) Fellwar Stone (T: Add to my mana poo one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls can produce)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================

    Mooseman: 20
    Hand: 7
    Library: 51
    Battlefield:

    (U) Plains
    (U) Forest

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    CanadianBrad: 20 (Dropping due to inactivity?)
    Hand: 7
    Library: 52
    Battlefield:

    (U) Plains

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    Oversoul: 20
    Hand: 4
    Library: 51
    Battlefield:

    (T) Snow-Covered Mountain
    (T) Swamp

    (T) Goblin Lackey (1/1; Whenever this deals damage to a player, I may put a goblin permanent from my hand onto the battlefield)
    (U) Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker (2/2; Haste; T: puts a token copy of a a creature I control onto the battlefield with haste and the token dies at the beginning of the next end of turn step)
    (S) Goblin Piledriver (1/2; Protection from blue; Whenever this attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking goblin)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    turgy22: 19
    Hand: 5
    Library: 50
    Battlefield:
    (T) Tropical Island (Forest Island)
    (T) Forest

    (T) Birds of Paradise (0/1; Flying; T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.)
    (S) Ohran Viper (Snow Creature - Snake; 1/3;Whenever Ohran Viper deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature at end of combat. Whenever Ohran Viper deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    KillerJoe: 19
    Hand: 7
    Library: 53
    Battlefield:

    (U) Forest

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
  12. Killer Joe Active Member

    Untap:___
    UpKeep:___
    Draw: 1 card
    Play: Forest
    Tap both Forest, play Grizzly Bear (2/2 creature, no abilities)
    End Step: (if there are no responses, go!)

    KillerJoe: 19
    Hand: 6
    Library: 52
    Battlefield:

    (U) Grizzly Bear (GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)

    (T) Forest
    (T)Forest

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================

    Mooseman: 20
    Hand: 7
    Library: 51
    Battlefield:

    (U) Plains
    (U) Forest

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    CanadianBrad: 20 (Dropping due to inactivity?)
    Hand: 7
    Library: 52
    Battlefield:

    (U) Plains

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    Oversoul: 20
    Hand: 4
    Library: 51
    Battlefield:

    (T) Snow-Covered Mountain
    (T) Swamp

    (T) Goblin Lackey (1/1; Whenever this deals damage to a player, I may put a goblin permanent from my hand onto the battlefield)
    (U) Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker (2/2; Haste; T: puts a token copy of a a creature I control onto the battlefield with haste and the token dies at the beginning of the next end of turn step)
    (S) Goblin Piledriver (1/2; Protection from blue; Whenever this attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking goblin)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    turgy22: 19
    Hand: 5
    Library: 50
    Battlefield:
    (T) Tropical Island (Forest Island)
    (T) Forest

    (T) Birds of Paradise (0/1; Flying; T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.)
    (S) Ohran Viper (Snow Creature - Snake; 1/3;Whenever Ohran Viper deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature at end of combat. Whenever Ohran Viper deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
  13. rokapoke Man Among Gods

    You'll never be able to afford to activate that special ability!
  14. turgy22 Nothing Special

    That's a lot of red mana right there.
  15. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Untap, upkeep, draw.

    Sporecap Spider

    Done.

    Spiderman: 20
    Hand: 5
    Library: 51
    Battlefield:

    (T,T) Mountain x2

    (T) Fellwar Stone (T: Add to my mana poo one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls can produce)

    (S) Sporecap Spider (1/5; Reach)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================

    Mooseman: 20
    Hand: 7
    Library: 51
    Battlefield:

    (U) Plains
    (U) Forest

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    CanadianBrad: 20 (Dropping due to inactivity?)
    Hand: 7
    Library: 52
    Battlefield:

    (U) Plains

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    Oversoul: 20
    Hand: 4
    Library: 51
    Battlefield:

    (T) Snow-Covered Mountain
    (T) Swamp

    (T) Goblin Lackey (1/1; Whenever this deals damage to a player, I may put a goblin permanent from my hand onto the battlefield)
    (U) Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker (2/2; Haste; T: puts a token copy of a a creature I control onto the battlefield with haste and the token dies at the beginning of the next end of turn step)
    (S) Goblin Piledriver (1/2; Protection from blue; Whenever this attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking goblin)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    turgy22: 19
    Hand: 5
    Library: 50
    Battlefield:
    (T) Tropical Island (Forest Island)
    (T) Forest

    (T) Birds of Paradise (0/1; Flying; T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.)
    (S) Ohran Viper (Snow Creature - Snake; 1/3;Whenever Ohran Viper deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature at end of combat. Whenever Ohran Viper deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    KillerJoe: 19
    Hand: 6
    Library: 52
    Battlefield:

    (T,T) Forest x2

    (S) Grizzly Bears (2/2)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
  16. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    Untap, upkeep, draw.
    Plains

    Noble Panther

    Done.

    Spiderman: 20
    Hand: 5
    Library: 51
    Battlefield:

    (T,T) Mountain x2

    (T) Fellwar Stone (T: Add to my mana poo one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls can produce)

    (S) Sporecap Spider (1/5; Reach)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================

    Mooseman: 20
    Hand: 6
    Library: 50
    Battlefield:

    (TT) Plains x2
    (T) Forest

    (S) Noble Panther (3/3, Cat, 1: Noble Panther gains first strike until end of turn. )

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    CanadianBrad: 20 (Dropping due to inactivity?)
    Hand: 7
    Library: 52
    Battlefield:

    (U) Plains

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    Oversoul: 20
    Hand: 4
    Library: 51
    Battlefield:

    (T) Snow-Covered Mountain
    (T) Swamp

    (T) Goblin Lackey (1/1; Whenever this deals damage to a player, I may put a goblin permanent from my hand onto the battlefield)
    (U) Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker (2/2; Haste; T: puts a token copy of a a creature I control onto the battlefield with haste and the token dies at the beginning of the next end of turn step)
    (S) Goblin Piledriver (1/2; Protection from blue; Whenever this attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking goblin)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    turgy22: 19
    Hand: 5
    Library: 50
    Battlefield:
    (T) Tropical Island (Forest Island)
    (T) Forest

    (T) Birds of Paradise (0/1; Flying; T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.)
    (S) Ohran Viper (Snow Creature - Snake; 1/3;Whenever Ohran Viper deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature at end of combat. Whenever Ohran Viper deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    KillerJoe: 19
    Hand: 6
    Library: 52
    Battlefield:

    (T,T) Forest x2

    (S) Grizzly Bears (2/2)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
  17. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    After the beginning of Mooseman's end of turn step, I'll tap Kiki-Jiki to make a copy of Goblin Lackey.

    Untap, upkeep, draw, Bloodstained Mire, activate Mire to grab a Mountain, play Goblin Chieftan, tap Kiki-Jiki to make a copy of Goblin Lackey, attack Spiderman with all of my goblins (but not Kiki-Jiki, since he's already tapped). That's...

    Goblin Lackey (2/2)
    Goblin Lackey temporary copy (2/2)
    Goblin Lackey temporary copy (2/2)
    Goblin Chieftan (2/2)
    Goblin Piledriver (10/3)

    Responses and/or blocks?
  18. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Block the real Lackey
  19. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    I probably won't be home for the rest of the day and other people might. So if there are no responses, the rest of my turn will be to use the triggers from the copies of Goblin Lackey to put Goblin Warchief and Krenko, Mob Boss into play, then tap Krenko to make 8 goblin tokens.

    Correction: Goblin Piledriver is a 10/3 until end of turn, not a 9/2. Goblin Chieftan is a 2/2, not a 3/3. I accidentally added the Chieftan's bonus to itself and not to the Piledriver. The resulting damage, assuming that the Lackey is still the one blocked, would be the same. But I thought I should fix my mistake anyway.
  20. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Alright then. Looks like it's KJ's turn?

    Spiderman: 4?
    Hand: 5
    Library: 51
    Battlefield:

    (T,T) Mountain x2

    (T) Fellwar Stone (T: Add to my mana poo one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls can produce)

    (S) Sporecap Spider (1/5; Reach)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================

    Mooseman: 20
    Hand: 6
    Library: 50
    Battlefield:

    (TT) Plains x2
    (T) Forest

    (S) Noble Panther (3/3, Cat, 1: Noble Panther gains first strike until end of turn. )

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    CanadianBrad: 20 (Dropping due to inactivity?)
    Hand: 7
    Library: 52
    Battlefield:

    (U) Plains

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    Oversoul: 20
    Hand: 4
    Library: 49
    Battlefield:

    (T) Snow-Covered Mountain
    (T) Swamp
    (T) Mountain

    (T) Goblin Lackey (2/2; Whenever this deals damage to a player, I may put a goblin permanent from my hand onto the battlefield)
    (U) Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker (3/3; Haste; T: puts a token copy of a a creature I control onto the battlefield with haste and the token dies at the beginning of the next end of turn step)
    (T) Goblin Piledriver (2/3; Protection from blue; Whenever this attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking goblin)
    (T) Goblin Chieftan (2/2; Goblins I control have haste and +1/+1)
    (U) Goblin Warchief (3/3; Goblins I control have haste and cost 1 less to play)
    (T) Krenko, Mob Boss (4/4; T: makes X 1/1 goblin tokens, where X is the number of goblins I control)
    (U,U,U,U,U,U,U,U) Goblin x8 (2/2)

    Graveyard: Bloodstained Mire
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    turgy22: 19
    Hand: 5
    Library: 50
    Battlefield:
    (T) Tropical Island (Forest Island)
    (T) Forest

    (T) Birds of Paradise (0/1; Flying; T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.)
    (S) Ohran Viper (Snow Creature - Snake; 1/3;Whenever Ohran Viper deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature at end of combat. Whenever Ohran Viper deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:
    ======================================================================
    KillerJoe: 19
    Hand: 6
    Library: 52
    Battlefield:

    (T,T) Forest x2

    (S) Grizzly Bears (2/2)

    Graveyard:
    Exile:

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