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TURD CUTTER!!!

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Either your alias is fuzzy510, or you did one of these things. One to come each day!(until I run out)

This woman called in to a poison control center very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. The medical student that she was talking to quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. The student told her that she better bring her daughter into the Emergency room right away.
 
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Rando

Guest
And, how do we know that these anecdotes are real, and not just more off-the-shelf "urban legends".
 
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Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Actually, it does kinda matter 'cause who wants to listen to made-up stories? It's better if it actually happened in real life...
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
It's all psychological anyway, whether it happened or not. We aren't going to meet this stupid person (barring any freaky coincidences) so it might as well be true. Surely it could have happened, surely it could have not happened.
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
I'm only a half-idiot! Get it straight!

Seriously, here's another one: You're middle name is Zadok!
 
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Cateran Emperor

Guest
Originally posted by fuzzy510
Seriously, here's another one: You're middle name is Zadok!
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That "you're" is going to cost you an additional 2% of your intelligence. ;)
 
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TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
...I got it in an e-mail, so there's no way to know if it's true or not.

Anyway, here's another one:
Some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. When they took it for a float on the river, a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them surprised them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon which activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.
 
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TURD CUTTER!!!

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A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank ofAmerica, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
 
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