HELP! Good Lord, they've got me! The psycho Canadians have captured me and locked me in the Skydome! I found out all about their plot to invade America with their moose hordes, but they've closed the roof so I couldn't escape!
I laid a bird dropping in the eyes of my guard, and grabbed a computer in the customer service section... Oh no! They've spotted me! Someone, come save me! I beg of you! Heeellllpppppp!
*Ransac, who just got back from the maximum security, canadian prison, wonders what he can do to bring back Apollo. After many hours of packing weapons, cameras, and diapers, Ransac has an idea.*