Thunps chest and hits repeatedly over the head with a club.

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Dark Horse

Guest
Okk mad. Okk hungry. Okk want MEAT. Fresh meat. Okk want to eat BLOOD. Okk mean. Okk kill YOU!! Bludgeons a skunk repeatedly with club.) Ahh that smells. Okk madder. Okk challenge Nanokill to a duel, one on one. Okk want BLOOD.
 
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nanokill

Guest
[me] tosses okk a few juicy steaks and accepts his challenge[/me]
 
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Dark Horse

Guest
Mmmmm... Steak. Steak good. (Rips off a piece of raw steak and rubs it repeatedly against his armpit before swallowing it.) Okk hungry. Okk hungry... for BLOOD. Swings club at Nanokill and eats at his hair.
 
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nanokill

Guest
sorry dark i already have a buzz cut, forget the hair eating.....but if thats what you want.

[me] tosses volleys of rabid rabbits at okk[/me]
 
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Dark Horse

Guest
Okk eats rabid rabbits. They taste like chicken. Then Okk rips off your extremities and hits you over the head with them.



Yo I gotta go to sleep soon, so can we hurry this up.
 
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Dark Horse

Guest
We can continue this at a later date. Okk go nappy nap.
 
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nanokill

Guest
hmmmmm......(looks at bloody stumps) oh well
[me]regenerates extermities and sends a giant killer cuddles at okk[/me]
 
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nanokill

Guest
[me]sends killer, rocket pod, laser armed energizer bunnies at commander okk[/me]

take that:p
 
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nanokill

Guest
cuddles goes over and proceeds to bash okk on the ground.

[me]then proceed to give okk what he fears most, nanokill chucks him into a giant bathtub and has cuddles wash him[/me]

okk screaming in fright tries to escape but the walls of the tub are to high.

ivory.....for totally touchable skin.....

not in this case though:D
 
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