The Ultimate Battle to End all Ultimate Battles.... until the next one

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Ransac, Jan 30, 2009.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac is moseying around the CPA Cafeteria. It is usually a calm and quiet place, unless theorgg happens to be present for "Free Bean Burrito Day." Not pleased with the placidness that has fallen upon the Battle Arena as of late, Ransac stands on one of the tables (and on Spidey's lunch) and proclaims


    *Naturally, the newly peacefully developed CPA members begin to take exception to this and protest. However, the line for peace is crossed when Ransac trips and falls onto Oversouls chili, which splashes onto Mooseman's ice cream, and so forth. Soon, everyone's lunch is ruined and everyone begins to blame the person whose food touched theirs. As Mayhem draws to it's inevitable beginning, Ransac begins to tiptoe away, when suddenly...*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  2. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul reaches across the room with a tentacle, seizes an empty table, turns it upside-down, and slams it down onto Ransac. Then he stands on it and starts jumping up and down as though the table is a trampoline.*
  3. Modus Pwnens Eligible for User Title

    *Modus takes out a banana and shoves it up Ransacs nose, that'll teach him a lesson for ruining his lunch*
  4. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *With seemingly no other way out, Ransac is forced to call upon the first plague of Ransac rather early in the battle. A million weasels begin to stampede through the cafeteria, biting knees and humping legs as they pass.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  5. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul quickly hides in his secret laboratory (hidden in one of the blood vessels of Ransac's left earlobe).*
  6. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    *Cries cause his welcome back cupcake was ruined... and starts setting fire to Modus' toes...*
  7. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    *Uses his sith rodent powers to command the weasels, who in turn rip open Ransac's earlobe exposing the afore hidden Oversoul*
  8. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac, writhing in pain from the backfired-plan of weasel stampeding, continues to scream "Get them off! Get them off!" while fighting off the furry foes. As a result of his wild flailing of limbs, get manages to spill Prince RXI's lima bean juice (which weasels are ravenous for) all over Modus Pwnens.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  9. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul splashes a cup of yogurt into DarthFerret's eyes, blinding him. He swings a chair at DarthFerret, but at the last second the chair slips out of his hands (yogurt on his hands made him lose his grip). Spiderman's spider senses aren't triggered because the chair changes trajectory so quickly, and so the flying chair slams into his his back. Oversoul, seeing that Spiderman is stunned, grabs the nearest object he can reach (which happens to be Prince RXI) and flings it at Spiderman.*
  10. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Prince RXI smashes into the already stunned Spiderman and both crash to the floor. Mooseman trips over both as he heads for the exit, sending him hurtling towards Modus...
  11. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    DarthFerret, eyes still smeared with Yogurt goo, stumbles across the room with his Sith lightning starting small fires everywhere, and stumbles into Modus just as Mooseman makes his impact, causing Modus to instantly become 1D.......
  12. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    *Confused, RXI starts to fire off bolts of energy everywhere... but with his mind on food, the bolts turn into Kentucky Fried Gerbil legs, with extra oil. Many people get burned.*
  13. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul takes a fried gerbil leg to the eye and howls in pain. He lashes out blindly with his tentacles and manages to miss everyone. But he does hit the supports for the building, compromising them. The cafeteria begins collapsing.*
  14. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac has managed to hide from the weasels (and take refuge from the collapsing ceiling) underneath a spilled pile of cafeteria tater tots. He plots to make his escape from this war of luncheon foods by sneaking away. This is gonna be tricky. Everything has to fall in the right place for this to work. Ransac because his plan by throwing a mushy tomato at Darthferret, then accusingly pointing at Oversoul when DF turns around.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  15. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    Mooseman, oblivious to the carnage unfolding around him, has his face shoved into his ice creamed drenched in chili while flattening Modus into 1D (along with the Sith rodent). Hmmmm..... "Hey who got chili in my ice cream, he screams." Looking for the culprit.
  16. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *One of Oversoul's thrashing tentacles strikes Ransac, whipping his body around so that he is pointing accusingly at Mooseman by the time DarthFerret's vision recovers.*
  17. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    *Looks up at the roof, raises his hand, and freezes the time for the roof of the cafeteria... the walls still fall since there's oil in his eyes and someone just stepped on his foot*

  18. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac holds his side, aching from the tentacle strike, but still manages to call upon the second plague of Ransac. The sound of millions of goblin turds hitting the falling roof thunders throughout the cafeteria.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  19. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul recovers, considers his situation, and on determining that there is no escape, leaps at Ransac, knocking his opponent to the floor and beginning to strangle him.*
  20. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    Mooseman's Chili.... Being over 15 billion on the Scoville scale...... starts to melt the ice cream and the mist it creates binds with the goblin turd aroma to create a burning, stinking cloud of noxious vapors that makes the eyes water, the skin burn and the sinuses run...... "what a most remarkable shade of yellow everyone's skin is turning..."

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