Y'know, Star Trek fans would be quick to point out that parsecs are measures of distance, not time. Of course, they should also be quick to point out that an Inetrial Dampening Field is theoretically impossible and that Warp Drive is stupid....
Anyway, how about you just hop in. We can use the time machine to go crash SeFro's 1337 party, and then who knows what advetures we'll have after that!