The perfect classic question

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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Was she on crack? Did she WANT to be hit by that speeding BMW? Did she see a male chicken and got horny? No one knows. What's your guess?


Ransac, that retard
 
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K9Archmage

Guest
Because it saw crazy, multicolored, flying hamsters on the other side.

Because there were giant, mutated, man-eating worms on the other side.

Because the egg came before the chicken.

Because It didn't

Because It had guts, well, at least it did before it attempted to cross the road.

Hoipa
 
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Apollo

Guest
The purpose of this forum is for new members to have somewhere to come to post their answers to those questions that they always ask. The idea is to not have many threads in here, so that the questions are easy to find.

So don't clutter this place up with dumb stuff like this. One of the mods oughta get rid of this thread and move some real threads here. I'll go see if I can dig up some of the threads and bring them to the top.
 
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Azreal the Soulmaster

Guest
technically it didn't cross the road, it spontaneously combusted and it just so happened that most of the organs landed on the other side, go figure
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
I still maintain that the chicken was stapled to the dead baby. See the slime trail? Only dead babies leave THAT kind of slime trail. Especially when they're hit by trucks.
 
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