The Master??

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The Magic Jackal

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Does anyone remember the master? The one who always put up posts that had nothing to do w/ magic at all? I was searching the old posts tonight and saw the ones by him. Thanks to him we have the off topic forum. I think we should invite him back j/k
 
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Zadok001

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LoL. He's still registered. If he wants to join up again, he can... I can't say that we'd keep him around very long, though! :) I sometimes thought the guy didn't know how to play Magic, and was just posting off-topic 'cause nothing else made sense!
 
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theorgg

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The Master gave rise to the Offtopic forum. Thank him for that. It's one of the three that I regularly go to besides New members.


and as soon as he got a place to post, he left.

that tells you that he was a troll and not a special minded group player...
or team player.
whatever.
 
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The Magic Jackal

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I dunno, the only problem w/ strip poker is that it's no fun if you don't know any female magic players. :)
 
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DÛke

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Femals don't need to know Magic inorder to 'compete' ina stip Magic game :)
You could just invide a couple of babes over, some friends, and play the game. Each person get's a women or a gril(whatever your case is...)and play the game.
Trust me it's fun, and I don't even know any girls that play MTG, but I DO know girls :)
 
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DÛke

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Could someone here explain why I can't invite my girlfriend over from some strip Magic even if she doesn't know how to play Magic? What's so wrong with that, as long as she's happy with it, right?
 
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Multani

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You people are sick! :(
Either that or you got too many hormones. :D
(Brings up a bar of soap.....)
 
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Duel

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Depends on your girlfriend, Duke. It's possible that strip magic, could, in fact, cause you to lose your lunch all over your cards, if she, say, looked like me.

"Well, for one thing, I'm male. And that's just the start.."
 
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DÛke

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Sorry for the highly offensive comment, but I don't get what you said except that you're gay.

About the launching, yes, I know. I don't care about that.
It's worth it :)
 
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Zadok001

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No, he's not. He's insulting himself by saying that if your girlfriend held any resemblance to him, you wouldn't want to play Strip Magic with her. :) Get it?
 
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Almindhra

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You have a girlfriend?


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL



A pic of Pamala Lee as your wallpaper doesn't count hun...
 
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DÛke

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Are you a girl/women Almindra? Have you posted at MTGnews before?
I don't like Pamela Lee, I like Femeka Janseen :) WHY is it such a funny matter to you? You don't even know me or what I look like.
I do have a girlfriend, yes, she doesn't like Magic, but I don't care, because I don't like her friends :)
Please, I don't know you, and I DO say that you should forgive me for whatever I said that I have offended you in the past(or in the future:)). P.S. If you have been in MTGnews and you're a girl/women, I think I know exactly who you are.

Sorry Duel for not getting your joke, but I get it now after Zadoc explanations :). Sorry, again :), and again :), should I say it one more time? I don't think so.
 
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Django

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Well, we got a few girls that play magic here where I live. I have not tried playing strip magic with them, however, for three reasons:

1. They are not very good looking.. as a matter of fact, they are pretty darn ugly. (No offense to anyone ugly people out there. I just don't wanna play a game where you probably will end up naked, with someone you don't want to even see naked)

2. I don't know the rules of strip magic.

3. My girlfriend would probably make me eat all my magic cards (and they are many) if she caught me. I don't like the taste and I have a felling they would get stuck in my throat.

Otherwise, it sounds fun.
 

Spiderman

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DUke: I think you need to read the forums a bit more. I COULD be wrong, but I think Almindhra was just yanking your chain (despite the lack of smilies) and you'd also know what gender she is.

[Oops, never mind, I just read the Magic & You thread in CPA Voting Issues. Suffice to say perhaps I'll stay out of the way here :)]

Steering back on topic, I still think the only difference between The Master and other posters we've had is that no one knew The Master. There have been PLENTY of inane posts (thanks goodness in the Off Topic or Battle Forum) that were a lot worse than The Master's jokes, IMHO.

[Edited by Spiderman on August 8th, 2000 at 08:01 AM]
 
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