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dw51688

The Mad Scientist
Here you can criticize movies!

Name of movie

How many thumbs up

Comments




STIGMATA

9 thumbs up (?)

I loved it. Best movie ever. My all time fav. Cool! Awesome! Major! Suspense romance and drama. Great acting.

"The stigmata are the five wounds of Christ"
 

Hetemti

The Wide-Awake Nightmare
Army of Darkness

9.5

Is there any better flick featuring skeleton puppets, Bruce Campbell, and devilish Lillputians? I think not.
 

Bob

Idiot
The Green Mile
9.5
Awesome movie.
Criminals? Miracle proforming africans? The Chair? An awesome mouse? Violence, suspense, and a bit of horror?
What more could you want?
ps. DIE PERCY DIE!!!!!(If anyone is named percy, no offense. Percy is a bad guy in the Green Mile who is a jack@$$)
 

arachiron

New Member
Stigmata was okay but nothing outstanding. I think "scary movies" are funny--especially the religious references. Statues crying. Hah! My parents at one time made me go to a Catholic school even though I'm somewhat of an antheist. We saw the statue of Mary crying (it looked like watery rust), and there was a big commotion about it. These people will believe anything...

I'll have to go with Monty Python's History of the World Part I. Or Gattacca.
 

Spiderman

CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant
Staff member
Are you sure it's Monty Python's History of the World Part I and not Mel Brooks' History of the World Part I?
 

Duel

Has Less Posts Than Spiderman
It's Mel Brooks'

Stigmata
3
the plot was old, the tricks were dull, the soundtrack was decent......



High Fidelity
9.8
Easily the best movie this year. Funny, intelligent, cynical, and interesting. oh, and the soundtrack was ten times that of stigmata.
 

Riva Iron-Grip

da Kandy Man
Thirteenth Warrior
20.5 (hehe or is it only 10)
Awesome movie. truly captures the norwegian way of life, and quests. i am a descendant of vikings. leif erickson being one of them.

Green mile
10
awesome. need i say more?

Phantom menace
5.5
i am a sw freak. but episode 1 sucked. barely any storyline, and they messed up on the characters. first obi-wan was from tatooine, and in the movie he acts like he's never seen it. there is some other stuff but that's not worth mentioning.

Matrix
9.7
excellent movie. special effects were great, and the story is quite believable.
 

Bob

Idiot
Matrix:*
9.5
Awesome movie.
The best action movie I ever saw.

The Nutty Professor
8.5
Halarious!

Austin Powers
8.5
Two words:Yeah Baby!

The Spy who shagged me
7.9
Not as good as the origional, but still Shagadelic!

*Ratings
10=best movie in the world
9.5 The best movies
8.5 Great Movies
7.5 Cool Movies
6.5 Nice Movies
5 Okay Movies
4.5 Lame Movies
3.5 Bad movies
2.5 Stupid Movies
1.5 Idiotioc Movies
0 Waste of Money, barely a movie...

[Edited by Bob on 11-24-00 at 09:39 PM]
 

Darsh

Corrupt CPA Member
Monty Python: The Holy Grail
9.5
And there was much rejoicing (yay)

The James Bond series
4.5-9.5
Bond, James Bond

Men In Black
8.5
Here come the men in black(men in black)

Magic the Gathering: Starter Video Guide (not really a movie)
1.5(can't get a zero because I didn't buy it for the movie)
"So I turn this little thingy sideways?"
 

Darsh

Corrupt CPA Member
I got it in the Starter Gift Box, but now I think they use a CD instead, I watch it whenever I want a good laugh.:)
 

Darsh

Corrupt CPA Member
Here's what it has on the back of the movie.

WARNING:
Removing the Magic: The Gathering-Starter video from this case is like opening Pandora's box: unimaginable monsters with razor-sharp teeth and really bad breath are dying to escape. This video shows you how to summon them at will-and unleash them on your friends. So...ready to deface the enemy?

This instructional video takes you deep into the Magic: The Gathering universe, teaching you step by step how to play the world's most popular trading card game. It's packed with all the tips and strategies you need for a fast start.

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And the movie is even cheesier.
 

SwingMage

New Member
High Fidelity
8/10
Funny and a good movie overall. The 2 store clerks were great. Some downers though, it was aimed at the "older" generation, in terms of music, of which I am not. Nothing really spectacular about the plot. Good acting, etc. Sonic Death Monkeys, need we say more?

Shanghai Noon
7/10
Funny in some parts. Some of Jackie's stunts looked fake, and probably were. Not nearly as much finesse and stunts in this as in other Jackie flicks. That Wilson guy, his sidekick, was kinda kinda bad too.
 

dw51688

The Mad Scientist
THE GREEN MILE

8

Very slow beginning, got much better. (Prostate cancer)

"Was your wife pleased?"
"We know people too! Wan' us to tell everyone how you pissed in yo' pants like a lil' girl?"
"You piss on me? (pulls out a firefighter hose)"
 
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