Killer Joe
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...and you know it Apollo!!!!!!
The Cleveland Browns SUCK!!!!!!!
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fuzzy510
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We already knew that.
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Apollo
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RAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!
*Apollo starts growing, and growing, until he dwarfs those around him. In addition, his normally brilliant red-and-yellow plumage turns into a dramatic pattern of brown and orange. Donning a Browns helmet, he laughs maniacally as a brilliant glow forms around him. This orange light moves out, enveloping both the Bumblebee and the fuzzy thing, holding them firmly in place. YellowJacket screams as he tries in vain to escape his prison. The entire Pittsburgh Steelers football team comes to his defense, but only find themselves trapped as well.
*With the blasphemous ones firmly entrapped, Apollo takes to the sky. He flies to Heinz Field, landing on top of the supports at the top of the stadium. He reaches out and firmly grasps the giant ketchup bottle in his beak. Then, as the metal screeches and tears, he rips the bottle off of the scoreboard, and takes to the sky once again. Returning to his original location, he flies above the evil group, turning the bottle upside-down as he gets above them. Ketchup pours out, covering the group. Apollo grins as he hears their screams turn to pitiful glubs as they are covered with the red liquid. Once the bottle is empty, Apollo drops it on top of the group, sending a mixture of ketchup and blood flying over the countryside for miles around.
*Apollo starts growing, and growing, until he dwarfs those around him. In addition, his normally brilliant red-and-yellow plumage turns into a dramatic pattern of brown and orange. Donning a Browns helmet, he laughs maniacally as a brilliant glow forms around him. This orange light moves out, enveloping both the Bumblebee and the fuzzy thing, holding them firmly in place. YellowJacket screams as he tries in vain to escape his prison. The entire Pittsburgh Steelers football team comes to his defense, but only find themselves trapped as well.
*With the blasphemous ones firmly entrapped, Apollo takes to the sky. He flies to Heinz Field, landing on top of the supports at the top of the stadium. He reaches out and firmly grasps the giant ketchup bottle in his beak. Then, as the metal screeches and tears, he rips the bottle off of the scoreboard, and takes to the sky once again. Returning to his original location, he flies above the evil group, turning the bottle upside-down as he gets above them. Ketchup pours out, covering the group. Apollo grins as he hears their screams turn to pitiful glubs as they are covered with the red liquid. Once the bottle is empty, Apollo drops it on top of the group, sending a mixture of ketchup and blood flying over the countryside for miles around.
Killer Joe
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YJ manages to scrape the ketchup and blood off himself. He walks over to Chris Brown and kicks him for having THAT name and making the team lose to the Brown clones, The Ravens!
YJ vows to find the bird "brained" boy and exact his revenge!
ha
ha-ha
Muwha
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
<generic maniacal laughter>
YJ vows to find the bird "brained" boy and exact his revenge!
ha
ha-ha
Muwha
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
<generic maniacal laughter>
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Apollo
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You can't even spell your own player's name right! How pathetic is that? And you miserable Pittsburghers dare to care yourself fans! You don't care a whit about your team until they start to do well, and even then you don't even know their names. How sad.
BTW, an article taken from wire reports:
BTW, an article taken from wire reports:
Killer Joe
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We Pittsburgh sports fans have a Divine right for kicking the team when it's down, mispronoucing player's names, not knowing the names of the streets in our own neighborhood, speaking with horrible grammer, eating and drinking on Monday mornings, and a whole plethora of bad habits,.........and we LIKE IT THAT WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Got it!
Good.
Now, about that ketchup bottle,...........
Got it!
Good.
Now, about that ketchup bottle,...........
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Apollo
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The Browns knocked off the Ravens today! Woo-Hoo!
...What about that ketchup bottle, YJ?
...What about that ketchup bottle, YJ?
Killer Joe
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Okay, one Browns dud was arrested in the 'Burgh for possesion of a weapon and his friend smoking crack at a nearby discotequethe and two others, including the back-up quarterback, arrested at a stop light in Cleveland?
Wassup wit dat, YO!!!!!!
"Steelahs are going to the Super Bowl" bird boy!!!!!!
Wassup wit dat, YO!!!!!!
"Steelahs are going to the Super Bowl" bird boy!!!!!!
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Apollo
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Well, you're a bit off there. The guy in Pittsburgh (you know somebody's really messed up when he gets arrested in Pittsburgh) was arrested for a concealed weapon, but his friend had marijuana, not crack. And the guy in Cleveland wasn't a backup quarterback, but rather like the 4th-string defensive back (the other one was a fullback).
But all in all, those guys are idiots. That's your only chance right there, YJ; if all of our guys are behind bars in time for the playoffs, you just might stand a chance.
But all in all, those guys are idiots.
That's your only chance right there, YJ; if all of our guys are behind bars in time for the playoffs, you just might stand a chance.
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rkoelsch
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I think the Browns are much improved but they have the misfortune of being in the AFC which will be owned by the Raiders this year.
Killer Joe
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Yinz Ahians are pickin' on Stiller fans an'nat, huh!?
Translation:
You people of the Buckeye State are formally organizing to right the wrong of fans of the 4x Super Bowl Champion Pittsburgh Steelers.
BTW, THE RAIDERS SUUUUUCK!!!!
Translation:
You people of the Buckeye State are formally organizing to right the wrong of fans of the 4x Super Bowl Champion Pittsburgh Steelers.
BTW, THE RAIDERS SUUUUUCK!!!!
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Apollo
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WOOO! BROWNS WIN AGAIN!!! 18-0!!
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Wonka
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I am from pittsburgh and i hate the steelers. They are getting so lucky right now. Kordell needs to be giving more bjs out to his players.
PATRIOTS ALL THE WAY!!!!
PATRIOTS ALL THE WAY!!!!