The 2000 First Annual CPA Awards!

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Bob

Guest
Welcome to the CPA's award ceremony, hosted by yours truly, the King of Cheese!!!
There will be catagories for Magic cards. each will have 4 nominees. Vote which one you choose for by Pming me! K?

Best Male charcter in the storyline:
Yawgmoth
Urza
Gerrard
Jodah
Other

Best Female Character in a Storyline:
Mirri
Hanna
Sisay
Orim
Other

Card you hate to see leave:
Morphling
Greater Good
Worship
Yawgmoth's Bargain
Other

card you hate to see banned:
Lin Sivvi
Rishadan Port
Tolarian Academy
Dark ritual
other

Best Blue:
Time warp
morphling
counterspell
Ancestral recall
other

Best Green:
Multani
Deranged hermit
Rancor
Overrun
Other

Best White:
Celestial dawn
worship
Balance
Swords to plowshares
other

Best Black:
Plauge Wind
Avatar of Woe
Greel Mindraker
Living death
other

Best Red:
Shivian Dragon
Jokalhaups
lightning bolt
fireball
other

Best Artifact:
Any Mox
Black Lotus
Karn
grim monolith
other

Best land:
Rishadan port
Tolarian Academy
Gaea's Cradle
serra's sanctum
other

Best Set
Saga
Prophecy
Unglued
Legends
other
pm what you think.
Ends oct.1. i will announce winners Oct.1
thank you!:)
 
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Bob

Guest
In two days the awards will be announced!
Please vote! If you are reading this now, PLEASE, PLEASE Vote! if you can't decide over a question, say PASS
please!
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Here are my picks.

Best Male: Gerrard (2nd: Crovax)

Best Female: Mirri (2nd: Radiant)

Card hated to see leave: Morphling (2nd: Yawgmoth's Bargain)

Card hated to see banned: Rishadan Port (2nd: Dark Ritual)

Best Blue: Ancestral Recall (2nd: Counterspell)

Best Green: Rancor (2nd: Multani)

Best White: Replenish (2nd: Swords to Plowshares)

Best Black: Dark Ritual (2nd: Vampiric Tutor)

Best Red: Lightning Bolt (2nd: Incinerate)

Best Artifact: Black Lotus..what else? (2nd: Masticore)

Best Land: Tolarian Academy (2nd: Gaea's Cradle)

Best Set: Urza's Saga (2nd: Urza's Destiny)

Most Annonying Member of CPA: Ransac (2nd: None, it was unanimous

Those are my picks. You can differ with me, but from tournament playing for quite some time, I'd say these are true.


Ransac, winner of the most annoying member of CPA award
 
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Bob

Guest
I guess it's okay, but would ou pm me and quickly delete it, unless you don't care if people read it. It is a private ballot(Is that right?) you know.:D
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
I want people to see it. To see if I'm right or not. Didn't mean to offend you if I did








Ransac,...............................
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
How about posting awards for the CPA members? You know, like my winning the most annoying CPA member joke.



Ransac, again
 
B

Bob

Guest
The Best male Character:
*Trumpets*
Gerrard!!!!
*Gerrard stands up to the podium*
"I'm so Happy!*Sniff* I want to say hi to Karn, Hanna and everyone who voted for me!
I just want to say, Lim Dul was second! I beat his Heiny! WooHoo!"
*Bob hands Gerrard the envolope for best Female CPa character....*
"The Winner is:
Mirri, Cat Warrior!"
*Accepting the award, because Mirri is dead, is some random cat warrior!*
*random cat warrior steps up*
"Yes, Mirri would be proud, quite proud....
And I guess I have to say card hated to see leave most, Okay."
*Random cat warrior is given envelope*
"It's:Morphling!(Note: There was a 4 way tie, so i voted Morphling. Ties are broken by me.)
*A morphling comes up.*
"Enoyreve ,drawa eht rof Sknaht!"
Gerrard:What the.....
Bob:eek:h, uh, do Morphlings talk german? Sounds a bit german to mr. American who-doesn't-know-one-German-word here."
Announcer:Nope, it's backword English. Translation:Thanks for the award everyone!
Bob:Uh, Okay, I'll announce Card hated to see banned:
Dark Ritual!"
*Accepting the award, is some random Satanists*
*random Satanists step up to them poduim, Gerrard Draws sword*(I'd like to say no offense to SadistAngel, but I HATE satan, sice I am a Christian(Jesus Rocks!). But I don't hate you at all, I just hate who you belive in. Sorry...:))
"Yess....We loved dark Ritual...Whenever we'd play it, we'd do a Dark Ritual....."
Bob:Okay, Umm..Swords to plowshares!
*Satanists die, Satan gains 8 life*
Satan:Thanks Dude!
*Bob flips Satan the bird*
Bob:Up yours! Help me God!
*Serra comes down and decapitates Satan.*
Bob: Okay then, I'll have to announce Best Blue too:
Counterspell!
*Accepting the award, is the Saprazzan Vizier.*
"Thank you....."
*Bob hands The Vizier the enelope for Best Green:
"Rancor!"
*Accepting the award, is Multani.*
"Thanks:D."
*Bob gives him envoleope*
"Disenchant!"
*Accepting the Award, is Serra*
*serra flies in with Bloody sword*
"I am Honered!"
*Serra takes envelope*
"Best Black,Augh:dark Ritual Again!"
*satan comes back*
*Serra gets pissed and casts swords on him and kills him.*
Serra:Okay,Give me the next envelope!
*Bob gives it to her*
"Best Red: Lightning bolt!"
*accepting the award, is a random red mage*
*Random Red mage comes and takes Bob's envelope*
"Thanks. Black Lotus."
*Accepting the award, is a gardener*
*Gardener comes up and grabs the envelope*
"Why should I care about some cards? Tolarian acedemy."
*Gerrard impales him*
"You jerk."
*Gerrard takes envelope*
"Saga!"
*Accepting the award, is Urza!*
*Urza comes up and makes super long speech*
THE END
Man I'm tired. I got tired after a while, and got some errors. Ugh. I just want to apologize to any Satan worshippers, even though satan sucks the Big one.
See you next year!
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Hey, my picks were pretty darn close. Do I get an award for being a sadistic, psychic, annoying hole-head?


Ransac,.........holehead?
 
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