Taking a real card and making a rip-off of it about you

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by TURD CUTTER!!!, Jan 23, 2001.

  1. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    Skyshroud Cutter 3G
    Creature-Beast
    If you control a forest, you may have each other player gain 5 life instead of paying Skyshroud Cutter's mana cost.
    2/2

    Turd Cutter 3Brown
    Creature-Plumber
    If you control a turd, you may have each other player fart instead of paying Turd Cutter's mana cost.
    0/3
    "WOAH! WHAT THE **** IS THAT SMELL?"
    -The man with the big nose
  2. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Ransack
    3U
    Sorcery
    Look at the top five cards of you library. Put any number of those cards in any order on the top of your library. Put the rest in any order on the bottom of your library.

    Ransac
    3U
    Instant
    Kill target player.
    This spell cannot be targeted by spells or abilities

    "Oh no, not you again"




    HEY!! I think it's a good improvement!!!!


    Ransac, cpa trash man



    P.S. This is my 700th post.
  3. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    Ransac, that is much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much better than the original
  4. Teferi Veteran CPA Member,Capt. Nemo

    u know i would do this but there are A LOT of teferi cards
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Teferi, teferi, there are a buttload of Ransac cards, too. Just capitalize on the occasion that a card of you can be made.



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  6. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Real card:

    Island

    tap:add one blue mana to your mana pool

    fake card:

    Rye-Land
    tap: Add one bread to your mana pool

    HOipa
  7. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Darkness B
    Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.


    Darshness B
    Each other player puts a card from his/her deck into their hand, then each player removes all other copies of the chosen card from the game, if the card chosen is white or an enchantment that player discards that card.(You cannot choose lands)


    "Rule #13-NEVER trust a black-mage. Mages' Guide to the Multiverse."
  8. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    scare tactics b
    instant

    all your creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn

    Blair Tactics u
    instant

    all magnet students get +x/+x ,where x is there test score, until end of turn

    Hoipa
  9. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    k9-that's not about you, but whatever

    hoipa

    i'm not crazy, i just have no brain

    Telekinesis UU
    Instant
    Target creature deals no damage during combat this
    turn. Creature becomes tapped and may not untap as
    normal during its controller's next two untap phases.

    Turdekinesis Brown
    Instant
    Poop on target creature. Creature becomes tapped and may not be cleaned off until the game is over.


    Darkness B
    Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

    Fartness Brown
    Prevent all air fresheners from being used this turn.
  10. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    real cards:

    Terror 1B
    instant
    Bury target nonblack, nonartifact creature.


    Pain/Suffering B/3R
    Sorcery
    Target player discards a card from their hand/ Destroy target land



    My card:

    Horror 2B
    Enchantment
    Sacrifice Horror, bring a Terror and a Pain/ Suffering into play from your hand, say, "the terror, the horror, the pain and the suffering!"
    Target opponent becomes frightened and dies. if he/she does not, you may stare at them menacingly until they become frightened and die.
  11. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Real card:

    Ication moneychanger
    blablabla, text is too long

    fake card:

    Ication honeychanger 1 gold gold
    summon townsfolk

    tap: put a honey counter on target creature
    if there are 2 honey counters on a creature, you may remove them to put a 2/1 gold honey token into play.
    If there is a winnie pooh in play, any player may sacrifice it to remove all honey counters and honey tokens from the game.
    0/2

    Hoipa
  12. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Goblin King 1RR
    Creature-Lord
    blah, blah, blah

    Fuzzy King 1BB
    Creature-Lord
    T: Give all CPA Members fuzzy haircuts.
    2/2

    Yes, it sucks. But hey, I can give everybody haircuts. What's bad about that?
  13. Dante444 New Member

    Hey, I found a Magic Card Maker program that will let you easily make your home made cards look just like real ones. It's at http://magic.g2gm.com
  14. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Real card:
    Ication soldier

    fake card:
    Ication mold 2 grey grey
    summon [insert text here]

    tap:[insert text here]

    [insert text here]/[insert text here]

    good, isnt it?
  15. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    There aren't any cards that have to do with Fuzzy! Oh well.
  16. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Here's one.

    Lord of the Undead
    We all know what it does.


    Lord of the Off-Topic
    1UB
    Summon Ransac
    1U, T:Freak target player out.
    1B, T:Destroy target player that has been freaked out.
    2/2


    Ransac, cpa trash man

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